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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 16, 2004
Oh. Well I'm cuter than they are. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 16, 2004
But not as funny. 
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 16, 2004
You don't know that yet.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 16, 2004
I'm 98.4% certain.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 16, 2004
Polled the office: 100% of the people polled believe I am indeed more funny than the South Park guys.
As well as cuter.
Oh, and with a better @$$ (which may have influenced the polling a bit)
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 17, 2004
Can we judge the @$$ for ourselves? How about some photo's?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 17, 2004
I doubt it's as good as Cartmans @$$.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 17, 2004
Well it's not as big as Cartman's... but it's REAL and that's important.
Ummm... I don't have any pics of mt @$$... I can try to get one? For money!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 17, 2004
Isn't that prostitution?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 17, 2004
No. It's like soft porn.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 18, 2004
Well forgive me if I decline the offer. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 20, 2004
Oh, you're no fun anymore!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 20, 2004
I was fun in the past?
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 20, 2004
You don't wanna see my @$$??
I don't understand...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 20, 2004
Well that's not my fault. You obviously don't have a big enough imagination.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 20, 2004
*sighs* Okay, fine, no pictures of my @$$ for you...
Oh well! More to sell!!
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 20, 2004
Selling pictures of a donkey, an all time low.
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Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP Posted Dec 20, 2004
No, no. My all-time low was when I sold pictures of a pig TO a donkey...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 21, 2004
Really.
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Dec 21, 2004
Selling pictures of a pig to a donkey - was it interested in cross-breeding, by any chance?
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- 14221: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 16, 2004)
- 14222: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 16, 2004)
- 14223: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 16, 2004)
- 14224: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 16, 2004)
- 14225: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 16, 2004)
- 14226: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 17, 2004)
- 14227: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 17, 2004)
- 14228: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 17, 2004)
- 14229: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 17, 2004)
- 14230: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 17, 2004)
- 14231: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 18, 2004)
- 14232: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14233: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14234: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14235: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14236: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14237: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14238: Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP (Dec 20, 2004)
- 14239: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 21, 2004)
- 14240: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Dec 21, 2004)
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