h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A return this week to a full Premiership schedule. But note, no Arsenal match is included so there will be no Henry banker for the scorer points


Everton v Aston Villa
Leicester v Wolves
Man City v Chelsea
Leeds v Liverpool
Portsmouth v Newcastle


Closing date - 12noon on Saturday, 28th February.

And the best of luck to you all

"Henry banker" - Hmmm...where have I heard that before?

Going for big-time away points, this week:

Everton 0-1 Aston Villa (Vassell)
Leicester 1-2 Wolves (Rae)
Man City 0-3 Chelsea (Mutu)
Leeds 1-1 Liverpool (Diouf)
Portsmouth 0-2 Newcastle (Bellamy)

B

Everton 2 Villa 1 (Angell)

Leicester 1 Wolves 1 ( Ferdinand)

Man City 1 Chelsea 3 ( Mutu )

Leeds 1 Liverpool 2 (Smith)

Portsmouth 0 Newcastle 2 (Shearer)

Everton 5-4 Aston Villa (Duncan Ferguson)
Leicester 1-2 Wolves (Carl Cort)
Man City 2-5 Chelsea (Steve McManaman)
Leeds 3-1 Liverpool (Alan Smith)
Portsmouth 0-0 Newcastle

Everton 1 - 2 Villa (Angel)
Leicester 0 - 0 Wolves
Man Citeh 1 - 2 Chelski (Fowler)
SupaLeeds 1 - 0 Scousers (Viduka)
Pompey 0 - 2 Newcastle (Shearer)

Can we have a Spurs prediction next week, for amusement value?

B

This week I am mainly predicting a 1-2 scoreline.

Everton 1 v Aston Villa 2 Vassel
Leicester 1 v Wolves 1 Miller
Man City 1 v Chelsea 2 Gudjohnsen
Leeds 1 v Liverpool 2 Owen
Portsmouth 1 v Newcastle 2 Shearer

sprout

nobody noticed i wasn't around last week


Everton 1 - 0 Villa (Ferguson)
Leicester 1 - 2 Wolves (Ince)
Man City 2 - 2 Chelski (Fowler)
Leeds 0 - 4 Liverpool (Gerrard)
Pompey 1 - 3 Magpies (Shearer)

I noticed. Now where were you?

i was a very busy bee, then i was a very tired bee who had to get up and be busy again


looks like i've let this season slip away from me

You should have done what Egon done, and asked for a Pools Panel pick.

Everton 1-2 Aston Villa (Angel)
Leicester 2-2 Wolves (Ferdinand)
Man City 1-3 Chelsea (Mutu)
Leeds 1-1 Liverpool (Owen)
Portsmouth 0-2 Newcastle (Shearer)

My target this season: to finish above Ormondroyd for once...

B

a pools panel pick, why didn't i think of that

nah, seriously, i wish i could have got on in time to do that but i have been rushed off my feet. one minute i am in Nodnol enjoying a nice cappuccino, the next i am in a cheesy nightclub 28 miles south that might as well be a school by day. i wake up not too sure where i am and find a TV that tells me Utd have lost...again! then i do believe there is a flying saucer, a giant one legged blob and some rebellious tomatoes leading me up to the weekend when someone tells me Utd drew then suddenly i am sitting here realising i currently can't account for 3 days of my life and i see Utd play tomorrow. disregarding the quantumn impossiblity of losing 3 days could someone tell me who Utd are



and now for something completely different.....

Utd? I take it you mean either Leeds, Newcastle, West Ham, Oxford, Sheffield or Dundee?

Otherwise you would have said the Scum....



Loved it when Smudger scored, loved it....

ah typical, i shoulda known it be you who replied lucky, lucky i say. and isn't there a rule about players jumping all over other players

Yep, and the ref ignored it so Smudge had to smack Sylvester to make him stop doing it.

hmmm, i was on about the goal. but nevermind, shame about the wolves result

'My target this season: to finish above Ormondroyd for once...'

Dream on, B!

Want to put money on it?

I've got a fiver off Egon already this season that I can spare...

B