h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that because this is the only place we feel safe enough to talk freely and openly, to let the world know the truth, away from the prying eyes of...them?

Uh-oh, Jackie? Jackie, are you there?
Don't you think Michele sounds very suspicious?
Do you think we have a cow in disguise here?
And why isn't anybody answering my question?
What is lacrosse?

Doesn't lacrosse have something to do with A307919 <?>

Don't I think we should keep an eye on Michele<?>

Isn't Jackie a nice cow, but not too frilly-sounding, name<?>

Do you think it's possible that the cows may be teaming up with the <?>

Isn't that a scary thought<?>

Shall I go and check?

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Wouldn't that be helpful<?>

Why is that worm looking at me funny?

Did you know that the philosopher, Rene Descartes, postulated that animals were merely machines, since they do not have souls, and everyone agreed with him and thats why they sell meat in Tesco's now?

Do not animals have every right to feel somewhat aggreived at us?

Except for large floppy dogs, that is?

I mean, throw them a stick, and they are happy, but what about Trout?

What is a Tesco's?

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What have they got to thank us for?

Didn't I try thorwing a stick at a fish once?

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Didn't he just look at me like I was crazy?

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iF YOU CAN IMAGINE A LARGE SHED FULL OF BRIGHTLY LIT FOOD: wONDERS SUCH AS CAKE, BAKED BEANS AND WALNUT SANDWICHES, WITH A BIG CARPARK AND SPECIAL TROLLIES TO CARRY BEWILDERED CHILDREN IN, AND THESE THINGS ARE DOTTED ALL OVER eNGLAND AND ARE DRIZZLE PROOF AND AUTOMATICALLY REMOVE ANY JOY OF LIFE FROM THE POOR HAPLESS SOULS THAT BLUNDER IN, CAUSING THEM TO BUY CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS AND RUBBER BANDS THEY NEVER NEEDED- WOULD THAT DO FOR THE CONCEPT OF "tESCO"?

Didn't I then just throw the fish at the stick and found it was more effective?

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Oops, did that not make me look very crazy indeed?

Does it look like a caps lock got put on?

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Don't I look like I am very very angry with Tesco?

Is this not the case?

Is there a word for this: Caps Lock Craziness?

Wouldn't the word be Calocky?
Did I just make that up?
Could you tell?

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