h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is calocky contagious<?>

Should I sterilize my keyboard<?>

Has anyone tried to start a support group for calocky prevention<?>

Oh, dear, isn't lacrosse just the thing a cow would go after?
And isn't Jackie the est name for a Tuscan cow?
Don't you just look dazzling with those ribbons in your horns?
But don't you find kind of *everybody* in this conversation a bit suspicious?

Isn't wise to always sterilize your keyboard so that you don't catch anything from the 'P's and 'Q's?
Isn't it almost deadly to catch p and q's?

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Why are you changing the subject, jackie?
Am I surrounded entirely by cows????

Didn't I think it was unwise to talk about our plans with Pod there<?>

Don't I suspect that he did not have calocky at all, but that his oversized hooves kept hitting the shift key<?>

Don't I have to look up in the dictionary suspiciously often today?
Don't I just have no idea what a calocky is either?
Isn't this the cows trying to confuse me?

Wasn't calocky mentioned on the previous page<?>

Isn't it a disease of the CAPS LOCK<?>

Wouldn't it be just like the cows to infect the world's lacrosse players with calocky-tainted milk so that everyone always thinks that they are very angry whenever they type<?>

Do you find yourself confused often?

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Hmmm... So tell me Mr. Vootenoy, when did these hallucinations begin? *turns to the other cow in the room - dressed like a nurse "write all of this down Elsie, this is very suspicious!"*

*continues filing her hooves as Mr. Vootenoy goes into his sordid childhood and how he was scared by his animal crackers*

Would the lacrosse fans of the world be confused by the calocky of their favorite players<?>

You still expect me to read the backlog, Jackie?
But I can see the implications, can't I?
Must be shocking for the fans, right?
So we'll have to move fast then, don't we?

Wouldn't it not be so bad to read a *page* of the backlog<?>

Has anyone read the whole thing<?>

Were there any undercover cows in the backlog<?>

Haven't there been a few of us to read all the backlog?
Didn't it help that when me and a few others started posting here there was not nearly as much backlog to read and all we had to do was keep up?
Didn't I start somewhere between 2kp and 3kp I think?


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Don't I just look too in my farmer outfit to bother with backlog?
Am I not into this mainly to beat the 'no no no' conversation?
And isn't that just the conversation where the undercover cows are hanging out?

Don't you indeed look very --albeit kinda creepy--in your farmer outfit, Leeneh<?>

Could Tac maybe fill us in on what happened in the backlog before we got here<?>

Have the undercover cows really been holding their secret milk/lacrosse/calocky meatings in the "no no no" thread<?>

wouldn't a herd of cows need a very large cover?

am i not going home now to get between my sheets?

Isn't it obvious that that's where they hang out?
Yeah, Tac, can you tell us about what you saw in the backlog?
Well, you *have* this thing about farmers, don't you, Jackie?
Do you want another ribbon in your horn?

Can I have two more ribbons<?>

Here you are, and don't you just look stunning?
Aren't you the prettiest cow in the world?
Am I beginning to sound like a kinky farmer?

Moo<?>