h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't the word "grow" already taken<?>

Couldn't we call them cremlins<?>

Does that sound too much like a place in Russia<?>

How about cowlins or gremows<?>

Wasn't the question about cows and gremlins cooperating in - what was it they were planning again?

Doesn't gremows sound the best?

So have we established that it's these pesky gremows that are causing all the trouble on h2g2?

If so, what do you think we should do about it?

Doesn't it all come back to the cows' plot to infect the world's lacrosse players with calocky by giving them tainted milk<?>

Doesn't it seem like the have joined up with the gremlins to help take down h2g2 in an effort to stop our attempts at foiling their evil plans<?>

Didn't the cows and gremlins crossbreed to create gremows, the ultimate embodiment of all that is evil and creepy (second only to farmers *shudder*)<?>

Once I've cracked their secret code, won't it be easier to intercept their communications<?>

Won't it just?

So do they communicate in a mixture of s and s then?

What would that sound like I wonder?

Pretty scary I think, don't you?

If there's anything I can do to help, will you let me know?

Are you any good at cryptology<?>

Would you mind putting on this cow disguise<?>

Can't I put on a whatsit gremlow? costume instead?

A gremow costume<?>

Isn't that an even better idea<?>

Wouldn't that allow you to keep an eye on the gremow forces while I focus on the cows<?>

That's what it was then?
It is all a bit confusing isn't it?
And it looks like they have aimed at me tonight, don't you think?
Haven't they been putting gremlins in my phonelines the whole day?
Aren't you just the right cow...uhm...person to get at them, Jackie?

Don't they obviously seem to think you're someone very important<?>

You wouldn't happen to know any famous lacrosse players, would you<?>

Could someone zip up my gremow costume?

Can I<?>

*zip* Is that good enough<?>

My aren't you a creepy-looking gremow<?>

Isn't it impossible to see the zipper<?>

Will that be a problem when it comes time to take it off<?>

I'm a very convincing gremow aren't I?

!!

Have I never seen such a convincing gremow<?>

If you were any more convincing, wouldn't I run and hide in fear<?>

That good, eh?

Now I have to go and infiltrate the gremows' base camp, or whatever, don't I?

Isn't that the idea<?>

Do you know where the base is<?>

*points vaguely* Isn't it over there somewhere<?>

Isn't the resemblance uncanny<?>

okay I'd better be going then hadn't I?

::sets off vaguely in the general direction of "over there somewhere"::

Shall I head off to the farm, now<?>

Isn't it over here *points vaguely in other direction*<?>

Moo<?>

Am I not very upset now?
To see you are able to post ten times while I can only post once?
Isn't that unfair?

Moo<?>

I mean...Won't we be able to fix your problem by stopping the cows, gremlins, and gremows<?>

Do we have anyone to keep an eye on the gremlin activity<?>