h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::To sign up to the thingites - just think of a title for yourself - leave your name and you will be added to the roster shortly.:: fizzymouse - Grand Guardian of Interdimensional Portals known locally as Air Conditioning Units..

Fizzymouse - Grand Guardian of Interdimensional Portals known locally as Air Conditioning Units, hereby proclaim'ed!

*bangs gabble*

Here is your spork.

Please join us over in "no, no, no" our main forum.

Welcome to Clan Thing

Clive

Thankyou.....thankyou......thankyou......

I'd like to thank my parents......my therapist......my agent........my family..........
my pets.......my talking instruction manual (husband)......all those who believed in me.......
all those from other dimensions who believed in me.......my spirit guide........and most of all.........all the thingites who welcomed me into this warm and loving community

Well its not every day a Gal gets an opportunity like this now is it

No, it's not. Most people only sign up once

Kinda like marriage then???

I think more people marry several times than people sign up for the Thingites more than once.

Well I shall treat it as a marriage then......coz I only ever planned on having oneserious relationship.

The other clubs I plan to join will be just good friends....and play second fiddle to the one true thingymagig

You are now a Thingite, untill death do you part.

Actually - here's a thought. What will we Thingites do with ourselves when we are, inevitably, victorious?

Lie on the beach all day?

Sounds like a plan.

I'd rather colonise the and save the Clangers....if its with you????

We could send sleeper ships into space to conquer the galaxy.

Now thats what I call ambition....

All will kneel before us!

Hate to throw a spanner....

But what if they're like daleks and cannot kneel....

Then we'll have to use the spanner to shorten them.