h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There r many threts to the thingites and i say we kill them while we can.We must choose our alize now b4 the insane era of the things die.My plan is simple:we annoy our ennemys so much they give up.Who r our ennemys u ask, they r the 1's who u can find by typing in thingites on the front page search thingy and have words incurging t******ys.WE MUST DEFFEAT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is the only way the thing race can suvive.Who's whith me?

dosen't ne1 care about the thingites nemore?

I do.

I've bene a little busy in real life to frequent the forums, but I keep an eye on the manifesto and update it and the roster as needs must.

I'm not sure annoying our enemies into submission is such a great tactic though , why not offer them a cup of tea and some hob-nobs and seduce them with instead?

ok we will win with tea and i will start.

isn't the answer to everything. I quite like the idea of chaos and madness myself .

ok lets kill the t*****y lovers

As we r no longer on the front page we must strike back!! Annoying as I am I alone can't deffeat the ennemys so I need all the most annoying thingites and the 1's with nothing better 2 do. We will then asemle an army of things so annoying that every 1 agaist us will get annoyed. If u want to learn the traditonal war song then u can read it in my entry. If u r annoying and think u r annoying anoth to join then just annoy them with out ne need of asking ne1 if u can join.
P.S. I am only talking about the thing army and u can not be in it unless u r a thingite.

is ne1 joining the rebellioun?

Apparnatly not. Come to think on it this is an even worse cause than the original. So stoppit.
And anyone who uses that many exclamation marks needs a good talking to.

No cause is unworthy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!are a symbol of free expression!!!!!!!!!

Any cause without rational argumentative basis that can withstand copious amounts of attempted gainsaying, is not actually worthy.
And freedom of expression only extends to that which people can be bothered to put up with without forming automatic assumptions about the speaker in question, and thus cease to pay any heed to whatever he is spouting.

If you form assumptions about a speaker from their punctuation, that is a bad reflection upon you and not the speaker. It shows the shallowness and sterotyping that society creates!

kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xspressing myself

However the gentleman in question has not helped his cause regardless of spelling or punctuation, because he has expressed ill-based homicidal intent, which in the majority of human circles is deemed ill mannered and mildly offending. Thus a secondary basis for the abhorration of this person is formed.

This is a thread for world war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last time I looked war involved homicide? Or is that just Iraq, WW2, WW1, Gulf War, Boer War, Hastings in 1066... War=Death get over it!

Generals gathered in their masses,
just like witches at black masses.
Evil minds that plot destruction,
sorcerers of death's construction.
In the fields the bodies burning,
as the war machine keeps turning.
Death and hatred to mankind,
poisoning their brainwashed minds.
Oh lord, yeah!

Black Sabbath, War pigs



We oil the jaws of the war machine, and feed it with our babies!

Iron Maiden, 2 Minutes to Midnight