h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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SayHeyJay, Royal overseer of navigation..maps?! We don't need no stinkin maps!

We could use a map reader round these parts!

SayHeyJay - Royal overseer of navigation...maps, hereby pro-claim'ed!

*bangs gabble*

Here is your spork (hold it up near a compus to locate north) - welcome to the clan! We are just indulging in a spot of wargames with the Assassins Guild. Feel free to muck in.
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Have Fun!

Clive.

The 1337 Master Hacker, and Computer specialist, (You guys do know 1337 right?)

I've got to confess that I do not.

Enlighten me, what is 1337?

A year?

That would be my first guess, aye.

Googled it.


Hacker "Sp33k" for leet, or elite. Originating from 31337 "eleet", the UDP port used by Dead Cow Cult, a hacker group, to access Windows 95 using Back Orifice, a notorious hacking program.

n. 1. Nestled between 1336 and 1338, 1337 is commonly known as a number, or for the more advanced; an "integer"
2. Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain"


Or

Once used by the hacker community as sort of a sub-culture language, ANYONE using this type of speak in the present day in age is either:

A) A clueless net newbie who somehow thinks its still "cool" to speak this way.

B) A veteren net user who uses it to parody the type of people mentioned in example A.

now, now - play nice


I realise you were quoting but...


How you g3t "T" fro 7 is a bit beyond m3 - and although w3 may be the most popular uprising on h2g2 (official) with the largest singl3 conv3rsation on the w3b (possible Guinn3ss World R3cords turned m3 down) I wouldn't go so far as to call us 1337..er sorry elite.

Still the gabble abides...

Back orifice.