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Sir Paul, The keeper of the pretty pink ribbons

Hi there! We definately need somebody to keep an eye on those nasty pink ribbons, but we prefer not to use keeper titles, since there is already a keeper society on H2. May I suggest an alternative? For instance: holder, captain, commander-in-chief, inspector or anything similar will do.

Hoarder? Jealous guardian? Stroker?

Any of these will do.

But obviously not impressing our new recruit. I'll have another think.

*burning smell*

How about: "Sir Paul, The watcher of the pretty pink ribbons"

Any good?

It really is up to you, Paul, the keeper thing notwithstanding. We just like to be helpful. Depends on just how wacky you want to be, really.
It's a good job it's just a Thingite title and doesn't stick around you everywhere!

However there will be an exam later in the week.

D'you want to do this one Clive, or shall I?

Well seeing as I am technically unemployed again this morning and I have some free time.


Sir Paul, The watcher of the pretty pink ribbons, hereby pro-claimed!

*Retrieves The Gabble from Ralphs sweaty (and judging from another thread, hairy) clutches*

*bangs it most forthrightly*

Welcome to The Clan Sir Paul!

You'll find an excess of sillyness and backlog (the later certainly) over in the "no, no, no" thread.

Here is your spork.

Our Newest Offical Thingite!

Clive.

Now THAT is an expert!

*bows*

Master!