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No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
*
drops HN down the barrel and speak unmentionable curses about catmanthings*
There goes your catnip, EC!
*
leaves for another session of scale polishing*
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
8584330 Posted Apr 18, 2009
*With a splash, HN hits the wow-wow sauce. She screams as the wow-wow sauce dissolves her flesh. Soon, only her bones float on the sauce's surface, her grinning skull a macabre
travesty of her usual smiling visage.*
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Apr 18, 2009
DQ did you have to do that to HN?
mini
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
Yeoman720 Posted Apr 18, 2009
*surveys the skeleton in the wow-wow sauce*
Don't worry. It's an easy fix.
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
* once more returns with her golden scales shiny*
No probs with HN. Just put her skeleton and other remains in a water tight well sealed plastic bag and put it back into the wow wow sauce. Add some Reverse Flesh(tm)and let be for at least a fortnight.
... or you can just put her in a general magnetic reverse field. It's faster but she may end up as Dr Manhattan.
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 19, 2009
stand back and let a proffeseional do the job, right we need to douse the remains in the rays of the Ressurect-o-matic for 34.534 seconds
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 19, 2009
* 
Gets up and watches bemusedly 
*
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 19, 2009
o.k powering up
Fireing in therr, two, one, Now!
*the remains of HN are engulfed in a blinding light the vages shape of a body with flesh crawilnig back on to it can be seen*
O.K. powering down!
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 19, 2009
Er... You missed a bit... 
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
I've always thought HN had two feet and a head...
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 19, 2009
I'm reminded of a quote:
"Be wary of drawing on dragons, for they are fastidious and often collect faberge eggs."
-Mark Twain.
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Apr 19, 2009
I thought those were their eggs.
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 19, 2009
Eh, they all smash the same. I tend to get confused.
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
Finally a word of truth from the confuzzled catmanthing.
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 20, 2009
so that's where my eggs went 
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
How are you to make an omelette without smashing the eggs? Are you hungry?
* offers KOTF plate with cow and 
omelette*
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 20, 2009
you expect me to eat the eggs i laid!
oops! 
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Apr 20, 2009
Well after an experiment when wrong i was for a while
No,No,No, The Dragon is hungry and St George is a snack.
8584330 Posted Apr 20, 2009
*The headless, footless body of the no-longer-very-Happy Nerd thrashes about aimlessly, falls over, and lies still.*
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