h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not if that football thread beats us.

Kill the football thread!

Just back from hospital

Those trident wounds are a devil to get stitched........

but I should be alright if I can get this gooey grey icky stuff to stop its relentless trickle down my face

*whispers*

Trident wound??! How the blazes did that happen??!

Just a bit of harmless horseplay on here last night - the usual end of the evening type messing about........ ......... fuelled .....

Then EvilClaw threw a trident at me - yes I did say threw - and it hit me on the head

says I may never be the same again ..... and this grey stuff keeps landing on my keyboard .....

Ec? Now why doesnt that surprise me much.....You poor mouse! I hope EC was punished properly!

I agree, Evil is becomming a loose cannon!

EC has a winter of being plagued by my fellow travellers in time, space and dimensions .....the mice to look forward to.

Revenge will be mine sayeth the Fizzy *while trying not to scratch the trident stitches *

Fizzy, EvilClaw is a cat; he eats millions of mice everyday!

AHA.....but he has little experience of pandimensional, shapeshifting, time and space travellers like me .

My army of mice will easily tame the ......(see Tom & Jerry, Danger, Mighty).

s are mere playthings and will be taught not to throw tridents *big grey drip hits//////*

somebody call the

I actually don't eat mice anymore. They're like crunchy frogs, good for a bit but not meant to be eaten a lot.

Just be careful, he's a cunning and tricky customer!

You wouldn't be the first hootoo mouse he's eaten!

The first hootooer I ate was a lemming. And it burst through my stomach lining.

Thanx for the warning red I shall be extra careful and carry my ...at least it can mop up the drips

Gave me stomach pain it did.

You ate mazin madfiddler as St. something or other I remember Lady Scott was mortified,

Bet your stomach pain isn't as bad as my trident wound tho'

And I lived to tell the tale

Oh. Right. Yeah. That too.

Madness. It's all madness.

Madness is my currency. Which is why the Council of Claw has to cope with such huge inflation problems.