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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jul 24, 2002
I been a baaad 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A782372
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 25, 2002
*Sees the Grail in Red Dog's paw. Sees a certain buxom blonde running toward him...* 
You slut, Keep away from that grail! And, slow down, you'll put your eyes out, bouncing around like that! Those things are dangerous! *Ducks as a button comes flying off, at high velocity, to strike Apollo, knocking him out.* * Gives him "mouth to mouth" *
*Lunges for the grail. Red Dog, about to be caught in a three way pile up, looks alarmed...but, why is he grinning?*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 25, 2002
Some people would pay good money for a chance at this 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 25, 2002
*smacks her own forehead*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 Posted Jul 25, 2002
*Comes tromping into the thread, knocking the other exes aside.* Give it to meeee!!!!!!
I love him! I love him more than beer!
*Grabs at the Holy Grail, but slips in the chemicals brewing underfoot, and begins to slide, knocking Red Dog off his feet. As Pamela and Madonna collide above their heads, Red Dog and Roseanne shoot over to the side of the thread and, rebounding off of the left border, richochet off the top to go spinning out of control...*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 25, 2002
*ducks and covers*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Mike Tyson Posted Jul 25, 2002
MT steps into the middle of the action, grabs the Grail from Roseanne's and delivers a swift uppercut for good measure.
NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE - SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG....
Hoists Red Dog onto his shoulder and heads for the door
ME AN' MY MAIN MAN HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO
MT
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 26, 2002
Be careful RD, all that time in prison must have addled his head.... 
Bassman 
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jul 27, 2002
*decides to put an end to this mess*
Attention all exes of the golden thighed Apollo!
*waits for their attention, then continues*
I have a proposal in order to sort out this whole mess.
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 Posted Jul 27, 2002
*bounces around a bit before coming to a halt wobbling like a jelly*
What you got to say cute features ?
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) Posted Jul 27, 2002
Do it, S.G., Do it!
*Prepares for battle by donning her iron bra and her killer spiked heels*
Tricksey: Baaa!!!! 
*Translation: Can under-aged sheep join in?*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jul 27, 2002
Under aged sheep, Apollo? 
Is this a Woody Allen thing?
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 27, 2002
No.... That was the Orgasmatron
Bassman
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 27, 2002
*searches for dark corner to cower in*
"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jul 27, 2002
It was a machine that the couple entered into that saved them from having to participatee in actual s*x....
I seem to remember the door getting jammed (or something) and Woody and the girl eventually getting out, blackened and smoking, but with big grins on their faces
Bassman
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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"
- 1281: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jul 24, 2002)
- 1282: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 25, 2002)
- 1283: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 25, 2002)
- 1284: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 25, 2002)
- 1285: Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 (Jul 25, 2002)
- 1286: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 25, 2002)
- 1287: Mike Tyson (Jul 25, 2002)
- 1288: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 26, 2002)
- 1289: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 26, 2002)
- 1290: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 26, 2002)
- 1291: Apollo (Jul 26, 2002)
- 1292: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1293: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1294: Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1295: Apollo (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1296: Madonna: Apollo, Why?(nevermind why, just How Many???) (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1297: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1298: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1299: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 27, 2002)
- 1300: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Jul 27, 2002)
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