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"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1301

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*suddenly produces exact copys of Apollo in the form of androids. There are as many androids as there are exes.*

Here's how it's going to work, I'm going to mix the real apollo in with all these androids. After I've done that, each ex will pick one, and that's who/what they keep. In order for this to work as intended, I will need each ex to sign a legally binding contract that says they will not argue if they pick an android instead of the real apollo, there will be no fighting over the results, and that all stalking will discontinue after this point. We will not proceed until I get a responce from all the exes, okay?

IM me, and we'll work out how we'll deal with this, okay?


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1302

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

This is my way of saying that this whole mess is starting to get old, and I would like to come to a resolution soon please!


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1303

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

"Oh, Apollo"... j/k

You're right SG. It's old...


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1304

soeasilyamused, or sea

smiley - laugh


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1305

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*blinks* Does this mean my solution worked without having to do anything?


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1306

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

I would think you'd have to ask Pamela, Rosie, etc. about that one...


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1307

Sarah Michelle Gellar - I love you, Apollo!

I'll sign. Where's the contract?

*Twirls stake*


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1308

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*hands a laptop to SG, attached to a nearby laser printer* You're doing the writing.

Sarah Michelle, I applaud your maturity... Good luck in recieving Apollo...


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1309

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost Hug>s her puppy. smiley - run


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1310

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*hopes all the ex girlfriends are gone*


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1311

soeasilyamused, or sea

maybe they're asleep? smiley - erm


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1312

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

If I never see them again, it'll be too soon.


"Houston, we have too many Ex's"

Post 1313

soeasilyamused, or sea

smiley - laugh


accept no substitutes!

Post 1314

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost Oh, well, with the p.c. acting up, I don't really have time to do it right.
but, Ah'm going out in style!!!

Madonna: Aww, well..., but only if I get 26 of them.

smiley - sheepsmiley - yikes Noooo! Mother, how COULD you!??
*Hauls out a rocket launcher, flames dear old Mom.*

*As the thread darkens, a single, lonely spotlight picks out the broken-hearted sheep.
She stashes the rocket launcher behind the carnivorous plant (Thus accidently Arming them) and begins a smiley - silly-liloquy
In a trembling voice*

smiley - sheep Oh, this is baaaad! Apollo? Where forth art though? Methinks that they do not care smiley - cry how much my love doth
burn!

With this aching heart, our ways doth part,
And, never to have known...
His wond'rous eyes, his golden thighs,
The caring they hath shown...

But, I'll waay, this sad, sad day,
And cast a look back, aching...
My golden youth, they are uncouth
To try this duplicating!

(Dramatic music swells in the baaackground)

No, how canst thou think that true love could ever be fooled into accepting a cheap knock off?
What do thee know of our heart-ache? Of our moments stolen with the beloved Golden Boy, and how they have shored us up in time of need?
'Tis a baaaad thing, to be misunderstood! For, are we exes not in love? smiley - loveblush
And, yet you use us thus! If you prick us, do we not bleed?smiley - cry If you sheer us, do we not shivver in the cold, cruel world, plotting our revenge?smiley - blue

Oh, Saturn Girl, I cannot forget my one true love! I shall away, ere the dawn, but some day...
well...
smiley - musicalnote "There's always tomorrow" because "There's got to be a morning after",
so...(Disco music) "I will survive" ...

(Boogies down with her baaaaad self)


accept no substitutes!

Post 1315

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

How touching....



Bassman smiley - cool


accept no substitutes!

Post 1316

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


smiley - popcorn *munch*


accept no substitutes!

Post 1317

soeasilyamused, or sea

*arches an eyebrow*


accept no substitutes!

Post 1318

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*giggles*


accept no substitutes!

Post 1319

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Hi Sarge - how was your dig?



Bassman smiley - cool


accept no substitutes!

Post 1320

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

It was grand thanks...I found such exciting things.

Nails...and pottery...and shellsmiley - winkeye

Oh yes, and animal bone. Lots of thatsmiley - erm


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