h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sea sets up her surveillance all around the machine. evillene takes up guard as well*

I trust you will use all of the available robots and alien guards to their full capabilities, Sea. After all, this machine is definitely on the heroes' "Search & Destroy" list.

*sea salutes*

[sea] YES SIR!

*sea looks around to see if the KL is nearby, then goes around the entire room writing "THINGY" over anything that says "Burst Injector"*

*KL does see this from his hidden security cameras, and decides to let it pass. After all, the machine still performs the same function*

*NIN comes over the PA system for a full 5 hours, at which point it abruptly stops in favor of DJ Sasha for an additional 6 hours, when it reverts to RAtM*

*sea rubs her temples during the middle set, but enjoys the other two. she starts stringing booby traps all about the machine*

*KL hacks into his own PA system, and begins playing "Albuquerque, because he likes it, and many of his villains hate it*

*sea shudders and looks at the piano wire in her hands. she could be thinking of two things. i'll leave it to you to decide*

*sea finally decides to climb up and cut the wires to the PA system*

[sea] hope no one needs to make any important announcements.....

*An important announcement flits over the speakers*

*sea has no idea*

[sea] dum de dum dumm...

*A commercial flits over the PA speakers, detailing specific instructions that, out of everyone in the Galaxy, only sea knows how to fulfill. Had she heard this, she would have owned her own little pocket dimension, and a lot of money to fill it with*

ALLRIGHT! OKAY ALREADY! I'LL FIX IT!!!!!

*sea suddenly grows tired of the silence, and fixes the PA system. then she uses her VAST knowledge of sound systems to lower the music transmissions greatly while allowing the announcements to come in loud and clear*

besides, she already HAS a pocket dimension. her pocket-of-destiny.

*and since NYC is in charge of the security system, and therefore has full control of the music it plays, presses a little radio button on his coat and has the music switch to Sevendust (especially since Godsmack is /such/ a copycat band)*

[sea] yay!!!!

*And because the Master Control Room is in total control of everything on the ship, and because KL is such a sadist, "They Might Be Giants" music begins playing over the speakers*

*sea listens for a moment, shrugs, then starts humming the tumne to "particle man" (which i THINK was by They Might Be Giants)*

(Yes, it is.)

Servo-So, the villains who threaten to blow up the Galaxy spend their time arguing about what song to listen to next, instead of how they plan on getting away?

Mike-The mind of the supervillain...