h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

choc'laty delight
warm, brown, gooey, with walnuts
where have they all gone?


yummy

nt: history

That was last year's thing.
And the year before that, and...
Ad infinitum.

nt : leaky biros

Breast pockets get stained,
so I've taken to wearing
a navy blue shirt.

(Where'd everyone go???)

nt : preserving the dead

(oh, so that's what a biro is...i'm gonna take "preserving the dead" figuratively, if no one minds)

i wish you wouldn't
perpetuate that issue
it's been seven years

nt: harry potter

Scandal at Hogwarts!
JK's overdue with Book Five!
Franchise in crisis!

(yeah, Laszlo Biro invented the ball-point pen, I think. Brits of a certain age tend to call 'em that. Sorry)

nt : Brits of a certain age

(Go on, you know you want to...)

you people all have
serious mental problems
calling pens biros

(i'm getting way too good at these)

nt: going to the PA meet to meet H2G2 people, and going on H2G2 to talk to everyone else as soon as you see a computer at the hotel

Don't you worry now.
Real People don't go to Meets.
They should Get a Life.

nt : hiding your disappointment when they turn out normal.

(nonono, hang on, this is a haiku thread, not a philosophical discussion. Get a grip. Let's have a down-to-earth, tangible topic...)

nt : concrete

Perpetrate a scam
On the seat of Minoan
Civilisation

Next topic: Chicken feathers

H.

(Hey, I just worked it out! What ARE you on, Hoovooloo?)
OK, two (and hopefully more) can play at that game...

Kenneth Feathers Esq.
Famously chic, but known for
"next topic" abuse

nt : salad dressing

First aid for graze(r)s
Lettuce leaves applied to cuts
In ranks, like soldiers

Next topic: berserkers

Oh, and I'm on a rather comfortable leather swivel/tip armchair, Pinniped, thanks for asking.

H.

Brick sofaarm chair!
kill kill kill kill lets make peace
who am I anyhow?

n't know what happeneed!

Ignore me, in retrispect, I recon I'm drunk

i am so confused
what is the new topic of choice
or should i provide one?

nt: philosophy (and what's wrong with philosophical discussions?! )

To philosophise
one needs to think rather hard.
That's what's wrong with it.

nt : nominations for the worst-sounding musical instrument when played by children

oh that violin
ringeth too loud in my ears
oh can you shut up?

nt: armegeddon

peace.

Terry Pratchet wrote
a rather entertaining novel
'bout armageddon.

'Tis called Good Omens, I'm currently reading it. He co-wrote it really. *sigh*

nt: tekno music

oh how on earth can
techno music be defined
fans don't even know.

nt: bad hair

peace.

i just woke up - can't
even stand up straight just yet
hair, now, how can you?

nt: the sims

My proudest moment :
Burning five to death at once.
Boring otherwise.

nt : finding cartoon characters sexually attractive

(Is this normal? )

*Theory hopes he doesn't get in trouble for this one*

mmm hey there she goes
Minnie Mouse wears a pink bow
very very nice madam.

nt: mice

peace.