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Mister Matty Posted Sep 1, 2002
sugared aardvark is
just one of the more extreme
flavours of ice-cream
nt: the mullet hairdo
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Sep 1, 2002
And you think you look
So trendy, with the bowl cut
And the flowing locks?!
nt: The 'Keegan' perm
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Pinniped Posted Sep 1, 2002
Us fans saw Our Kev
on the day he left Scunny.
Real nice purple suit.
nt : the pros and cons of flossing
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The Theory Posted Sep 1, 2002
my gums start to bleed
i flossed exceedingly hard
my teeth have red spots.
nt: depression sucking all enjoyment out of your life
peace.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Sep 1, 2002
You can't see the point
Your bed is your sanctuary
Teddy gets smothered 
nt: what friends are there for 
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Miztres Posted Sep 2, 2002
Long talks on the phone,
Laughter free and without shame.
That's what friends are for.
nt: searching a dictionary for the spelling of a word
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Sep 2, 2002
You can't use one if
You can't spell the sodding word
In the first instance
nt: Roget's Thesaurus
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Miztres Posted Sep 2, 2002
He knew many words,
Roget of the Thesaurus.
Stuck them in a book.
nt: conversations via email
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The Theory Posted Sep 2, 2002
conversation by
internet is the only
convo i ever get.
nt: depression
peace.
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APrettyScareyFairey Posted Sep 2, 2002
Sadly the depression
I see
the mirror looking back at me
nt: herring gulls
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The Theory Posted Sep 2, 2002
(wonders if we should go over what exactly constitutes a hiaku)
peace.
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APrettyScareyFairey Posted Sep 2, 2002
Sad the depression
I see it in my mirror
looking back at me
nt Herring gulls
Better?
APSF
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Pinniped Posted Sep 2, 2002
(
- you got it, APSF...)
I hate herring gulls.
Competing for precious fish.
They're vicious b***ards.
nt : go on, imagine what it's like being a seal. Betcha can't...
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The Theory Posted Sep 3, 2002
a piece of paper
is where i sit. i am
the company seal.
nt: heavy metal played on cellos.
peace.
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Miztres Posted Sep 3, 2002
Very funny Peace....
Months of only sea,
Now drawn by instinct to land.
Warm stones and cool waves.
And now for the cello...
Cello's chocolate notes.
S&M Metallica,
Jars the wrists and back.
nt: the last tiny tasty crisps (i.e. chips) at the bottom of a packet.
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The Theory Posted Sep 3, 2002
(hrm, the metallica reference makes me wonder if you've heard of Apocalyptica?)
chip? crisp?
either way it tastes the same.
i eat all of them.
nt:loch ness monster
peace.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Sep 3, 2002
Do we Scots all lie?
No! Of course she's there
She's in there.....somewhere? 
nt: The Beast of Bodmin
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Mister Matty Posted Sep 3, 2002
I'm freeing pussy
into the wilds where I'm sure
she won't cause bother
nt: horrible creepy-crawlies in the cutlery drawer
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Hoovooloo Posted Sep 3, 2002
Spiders on the spoons
Centipedes infest the knives
I cry "forking hell!"
Next topic: euphemisms.
H.
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Sep 3, 2002
a nice(or just more
polite) way to say something
that's not at all nice.
eardrums
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- 1141: Mister Matty (Sep 1, 2002)
- 1142: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Sep 1, 2002)
- 1143: Pinniped (Sep 1, 2002)
- 1144: The Theory (Sep 1, 2002)
- 1145: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Sep 1, 2002)
- 1146: Miztres (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1147: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1148: Miztres (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1149: The Theory (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1150: APrettyScareyFairey (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1151: The Theory (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1152: APrettyScareyFairey (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1153: Pinniped (Sep 2, 2002)
- 1154: The Theory (Sep 3, 2002)
- 1155: Miztres (Sep 3, 2002)
- 1156: The Theory (Sep 3, 2002)
- 1157: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Sep 3, 2002)
- 1158: Mister Matty (Sep 3, 2002)
- 1159: Hoovooloo (Sep 3, 2002)
- 1160: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Sep 3, 2002)
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