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Munchkin Posted Feb 27, 2003
If you start asking for any of that foreign Spirito de Punto rot you're barred I tell you. 
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Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT Posted Feb 27, 2003
Pinto drivers?
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Feb 28, 2003
kat! 
I was just on my way to microwave my X2 choccy muffin when I noticed all those snogs I got last week 
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Tefkat Posted Feb 28, 2003
muffin? You can have all the snogs you like...
Is an X2 choccy muffin something like an XJ6 Jaguar?
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Munchkin Posted Feb 28, 2003
What, expensive, past too quick and with a cat stuck on one end?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Feb 28, 2003
*distressed*
I never compared Mr. Wuckfitt to Dubya!! Being unintelligible is not the same as being deceitful! Maybe I didn't understand what he said, but I'm sure it was the truth.
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Munchkin Posted Feb 28, 2003
I think you will find that Dubya is also unintelligible, which may have led to the confusion. However I shall say no more for I have no wish to politicise the Snug, we are here to escape the realities of the world. Thinking of which, 
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Kes Posted Mar 3, 2003
*Awakens from a month-long, deep, Internet-deprived slumber, instantly sizes up all the backlog, and leaps into the conversation without missing a beat ...*
? Don't mind if I do .... Mine's a pint .... and a pickled egg on the side, if you please.
How do you tell the differenc between Dubbya and a pickled egg? Well ... they're both grey, revolting, slippery and acidic ... so I'll just watch mine for a minute or two to make sure it isn't talking ....
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Munchkin Posted Mar 3, 2003
*The pickled egg starts to edge along the bar, although this is not an indication as to its political leanings.*
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 3, 2003
Don't jump young eggy. Things'll look much better in the morning.
*looks at kes's posterior and relises why his nose has grown three inches*
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Munchkin Posted Mar 4, 2003
I really wouldn't recommend putting relish on that egg. If it did turn out to be Dubya you'd get a nasty shock when the Security Men caught you.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 4, 2003
I believe the egg is on its way to a secure undisclosed location.
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 5, 2003
Sorry, I'm married - "Wummenbeevil, do you take this creature to be your lawful wedded husband? To go through his pockets when he is in a drunken sleep..."
The last egg I heard of with security men was Humpty Dumpty and that ended in tears . It was such a sad tale, what a waste. I hope this isn't an omen for Little Ovy here.
*Gets out his edition of "Build your own Medieval Gymnastics Arena" and starts building miniature trampolines to place below the bar*
Well that should help Munchkin serve me a . Now to make some to protect the egg.
THE SNUG
Munchkin Posted Mar 5, 2003
Would you care to purchase an old peanut poke to keep that egg warm in?
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 5, 2003
prrp...PRRRP....excuse me a minute 
*runs out door and collapses in hysterics on the terrace*
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Wumbeevil Posted Mar 5, 2003
*walks in staring at the floor*
Yes please Munchkin, and could you make sure that has less than six inches of froth on it, ta.
*runs out door again*
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- 4741: Munchkin (Feb 27, 2003)
- 4742: Chantywrassler Two pounds a month and you too can be a CNUT (Feb 27, 2003)
- 4743: Tefkat (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4744: ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4745: Tefkat (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4746: Munchkin (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4747: Tefkat (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4748: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4749: Munchkin (Feb 28, 2003)
- 4750: Kes (Mar 3, 2003)
- 4751: Munchkin (Mar 3, 2003)
- 4752: Wumbeevil (Mar 3, 2003)
- 4753: Wumbeevil (Mar 3, 2003)
- 4754: Munchkin (Mar 4, 2003)
- 4755: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 4, 2003)
- 4756: Munchkin (Mar 4, 2003)
- 4757: Wumbeevil (Mar 5, 2003)
- 4758: Munchkin (Mar 5, 2003)
- 4759: Wumbeevil (Mar 5, 2003)
- 4760: Wumbeevil (Mar 5, 2003)
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