A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)
A Strange Party Arrives
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 5, 2002
[Zero] I don't give a 
* what you got as long as we can drink it! Gimme two of your best stuff, one for me, and one for X.
[*This is not a censor note. Zero actually made a bleeping noise.]
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Amos the Ranchhand (and Driver) Posted Oct 5, 2002
*coming out of the Snug, shaking his head* You get these ingrown crowds in the country pubs...
*goes over to the wagon and begins checking the harness, rubbing off dust and generally making the rig presentable for a grand entrance*
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Munchkin Posted Oct 6, 2002
[Munchkin, the adventuring one] Well, supoose I'd better nip upstairs and get cleaned up, wot.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 7, 2002
[X] [sitting down next to Hardjello] So ... you were with those other Webjellos before we found you, right?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 7, 2002
YK/X/Z, the party is in the Snug right now. The only jellos with us, I think, apart from Webjello-Bottomley's servants, are Floradora and Doc Hollijello, and they are indoors.
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An Earl Called Lucan-Jello Posted Oct 8, 2002
*from an unexpected direction (out of the deep woods) emerges on all fours a bedraggled, sodden, obviously lost figure, forlornly holding the remains of a bowler hat and clutching a badly shredded cummerbund*
God Lord - a Hostelry ! Civilisation at last.
*faints*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 8, 2002
Sorry, meant Doc Hollijello. Got confused. 
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Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Oct 9, 2002
*Blue Bear wispers in Carmel
's ear*
What? Oh, dear, no! No, we most certainly cannot smack him on the knee with a 10 pound rock! And no, it doesn't matter that he's down, that doesn't make it right - that only makes it tempting. No, no, I'm sorry, but that would just be wrong. Mostly, anyway.
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Amos the Ranchhand (and Driver) Posted Oct 9, 2002
*carries Lucan into the Snug*
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Amos the Ranchhand (and Driver) Posted Oct 10, 2002
Mr. X and Mr. Zero, did you hear that explosion? Come from the direction of the atelier, it did.
*Bonnie and Clyde are worried-looking but calm; the other horses are milling nervously*
I think we should get the posse back there quick.
*climbs aboard the tram-coach* Are you OK in there with the puppies, Miz Bunny?
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Garius Lupus Posted Oct 10, 2002
*
's out of the snug, unties his horse and pulls Affy up behind him. As he gallops out of sight towards the Atelier, some words carry back.*
...get there fast. Lil could be hurt...
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 10, 2002
Are we leaving? Are we finally heading back to the Atelier?
*leads Gandalf to a nearby rock and mounts, in haste*
Are we going? Like... now?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Oct 10, 2002
/* Dives head first into the carraige */ 
<-- follows
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Witty Moniker Posted Oct 10, 2002
*Clambers in after Zeppo .
I think that jello-fellow is still out cold inside the snug.
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Pheroneous Posted Oct 10, 2002
**wanders up the lane towards the BOFInn, somewhat dishevelled, somewhat dusty and dirty, carrying an old bag marked 'DYNAMITE', whistling (badly) a happy tune**
Off so soon? What a dreadful shame. Do pop by again.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 11, 2002
[X and Zero are also dashing out, looking frantically for a link to wherever the party's headed now.]
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Sol Posted Oct 11, 2002
(Beats me)
*Looks around for T, spts Gandalff (well you would) and heads over*
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Munchkin Posted Oct 11, 2002
*Munchkin, the adventuring one, emerges from the BOF Inn freshly attired in a new linen suit, clean shirt and tasteful paisley waistcoat. His boots show signs of half completed polishing and his natty new folding Panama is skew upon his head*
Leaving so soon? Barely had time for me ablutions. Hey ho, best get up on the coach here then.
*A pathetic sob is heard from inside the Inn*
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Doc Hollijello Posted Oct 11, 2002
*gathers cards and puts away in weskit pocket, stands and doffs hat to the Inn's clientele*
Well, it seems that ah huv ter make an unseemly prompt departure before I got to acquaint muhself with all yew good folks and relieve you of your wealth 
*exits and goes looking fer Billy the Kid*
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- 21: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 5, 2002)
- 22: Amos the Ranchhand (and Driver) (Oct 5, 2002)
- 23: Munchkin (Oct 6, 2002)
- 24: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 7, 2002)
- 25: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 7, 2002)
- 26: An Earl Called Lucan-Jello (Oct 8, 2002)
- 27: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 8, 2002)
- 28: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Oct 9, 2002)
- 29: Amos the Ranchhand (and Driver) (Oct 9, 2002)
- 30: Amos the Ranchhand (and Driver) (Oct 10, 2002)
- 31: Garius Lupus (Oct 10, 2002)
- 32: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 10, 2002)
- 33: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Oct 10, 2002)
- 34: Witty Moniker (Oct 10, 2002)
- 35: Pheroneous (Oct 10, 2002)
- 36: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 11, 2002)
- 37: Sol (Oct 11, 2002)
- 38: Sol (Oct 11, 2002)
- 39: Munchkin (Oct 11, 2002)
- 40: Doc Hollijello (Oct 11, 2002)
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