h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Music is always nice...

Any danger of a request then?

...how about Janis Joplin!??

....Or Tom Waits

'weird al' might be an appropriate request....

what's this i hear about a proposition? and crocodile walking!?! dear me! does anyone have a leash i can borrow?

'heeeeeere crocky, crocky, crocky!'
'heeeeeeeeere crocky!'
'nice crocky!'

*Janis Joplin and Tom Waits get up on stage, backed by the Beatles, John having gone off to have a rest with Yoko*

roflol

Heh.... Tom Waits for No One!!!

Did I miss the proposition?

*walks back up leading crocky on leash. the ear from one bunny slipper is hanging at an odd angle, presumably the crocky got hungry on his stroll.*

*releases leash and lets crocky loose back in water with other crocodiles. they snap at each other*

*The pythons start doing the Crocodile walk of death whilst reciting "the 4 Yorkshiremen"*

::intrigued::

gee, could the pythons maybe do the spanish inquisition?

::bedazzled::

But they can't do the spanish inquisition now that you're expecting it! After all, thier chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...their two weapons are surprise, fear and nice red uniforms...oh damn!

How could we be expecting it? Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

weeelllllllll, okay.

did they bring the mice that squeak in key? that would be good....

Sorry, did you say the Knights who say NI!?

Oh no, that's right, my mistake...

I wonder if it's possible to not expect something you're expecting...

Go Pythons go!

*The Pythons are nearly through the croc walk. Graham Chapman flails wildly at the largest crocodile, using a herring.*

the knights would be good.... i could even find a shrubbery if necessary, not anywhere in the kingdom of course.