A Conversation for The Alabaster House
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
[The Earth]
Hey everyone! I just figured it out!
*explodes*
New character, then...
[Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon V]
mmmmm... I looooove my get up, now... I'm just going to sit in the corner and get to know myself a little better... oooh, you people are all soooo saucy, I'm getting orgasms just standing here! 
*squeels*
ahhh... that's refreshing 
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 2, 2000
[WHITE MOUSE]
WHEN are they going to figure out that brain-size has got absolutely ~nothing~ to do with intelligence; just like human-male-penis-size has absolutlely nothing to do with how much pleasure their partner gets; or human-female-breast-size has absolutely nothing to do with the ability to feed their infants...or...
*white mouse was just sat upon by the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon v*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
oooh! saucy mouse you really know how to talk to a woman whose erogenous zones span a solar system...
*sexy growl*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon V]
oooh! saucy mouse you really know how to talk to a woman whose erogenous zones span a solar system...
*sexy growl*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon V]
did I just send that twice? These erogenous zones really get in the way, don't they?
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 2, 2000
[WHITE MICE II,III,IV & V]
*scurry across to white mouse's body, scrape up the remains with a piece of bulkhead metal, wrap them in a piece of towel and scurry away with them.
They reappear later wearing black armbands as white mouse one was their leader.
They swear vengeance on the triple-breasted-whore of Eroticon V*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon V]
*meanwhile, the triple breasted whore is giggling every time a mouse comes close-by*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 2, 2000
[WHITE MOUSE II & THE REST]
*they converge in the room above the triple-breasted-whore.
Several of them open the trapdoor in the floor, right above the whore's head.
A few hundred more push a large bowling ball towards the hole.
They watch it fall......*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
MaW Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Marvin]
Blood? I don't have any blood. Oil and lubricants aplenty, but no blood, I'm afraid.
And no, I don't pity you. You're pathetic.
* dies of depression *
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
[triple breasted whore of eroticon V]
*splat*
Smeg... thats 2 hhgttg characters I've killed today... new one?
[Slartibartfast]
Seen Norway lately?
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Martin Harper Posted Oct 2, 2000
[bulldozer guy]
good fjords, I thought...
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Aier Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Slartibartfast]
Yes... I designed them. I won an award, you know? Mmmm... lovely crinkly bits *fades off into his own thoughts*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Rob McKenna]
That's not right. Robots don't die.
*installs new batteries in Marvin*
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Peregrin Posted Oct 2, 2000
[caveman]
*depressed* Ug.
*goes extinct*
[Zem the mattress]
*globbers*
Voon.
That's better, being a caveman was rather boring. Being a mattress is much more fun, and you get to be called Zem. Life's good.
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Lintilla]
*drunken haze*
*sits on Zem*
*squeals when he starts talking*
Tell me I'm just really really drunk, and that mattress didn't just talk to me...
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 2, 2000
[Rob McKenna]
You're just really really drunk, and that mattress didn't just talk to you.
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Alien Posted Oct 3, 2000
[Random]
*pokes the mattress*
No, I'm sure I heard it talk...
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 3, 2000
[flowerpot]
I think it was talking to the crowd, though. Not to any of us specifically... 
G7
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
Alien Posted Oct 3, 2000
[Random]
The pot of flowers has a point here...
Lets lighten the mood...;-)
MaW Posted Oct 3, 2000
[Marvin]
* reboots *
Oh God, am I still alive? How depressing.
* his gaze swivels around to regard the mattress *
Oh. It's you. Zem, isn't it? Where are your friends Zem and Zem? And Zem, for that matter.
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- 133: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 2, 2000)
- 134: Peregrin (Oct 2, 2000)
- 135: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Oct 2, 2000)
- 136: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 2, 2000)
- 137: Alien (Oct 3, 2000)
- 138: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Oct 3, 2000)
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- 140: MaW (Oct 3, 2000)
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