A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dances with ladyboys Posted Jan 11, 2001
I'll have 2 pints of Carling, 3 bottles of Chateau Le Toi, and glass of whit wine for the lady please barman.
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Pandora Posted Jan 11, 2001
Pandora enters...her snow woman is actually a stolen, er borrowed maniquin from the dress shop...she's sprinkled water on the dummy to make the snow stick & then patted snow ALL over her-her dummy, that is...then with food color in spray bottles
shes 'spray painted' a little yellow, poke-a-dot bikini onto the "Ice Queen" 
"Hey, anyone want the rest of my colored water for their snow...whatever?" I'd like a HUGE dark rum...& a foot bath!
I don't think my feet should be MORE blue than Pierce's nose!!!
Yes, I HAD boots when I started...but I HATE stuff on my feet! I
gotta' move to a warmer climate!" 
"I wish Mr. Featherly would get his bum in gear & get the heat on at my cottage! I probably should have waited until the job was done before giving him permission to raid the bar...oh well...time for a nap...I'll just sit up with my feet in water until they change color, or until I get the feeling back-whichever comes first!" 
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dances with ladyboys Posted Jan 11, 2001
Were's my drink?! The survise hear is terrible. I'm meeting a very nice ladyboy hear in mearly two minutres time and when she/he arrives she/he will not have a nice glass of white wine to sip upon. If i don't score tonight i'm sueing th barman.
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 11, 2001
::provides Kes with his provisions::
Wait... kinda unfair to make YOU clean it all by yourself.... so... I'll take one glove, you take the other...
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 Posted Jan 11, 2001
Do take my legobot. at [URL removed by moderator]
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 11, 2001
...that's a better idea... thanks!!!
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Kes Posted Jan 12, 2001
*They send in the Legobot, which pushes the litter tray towards the door. Unfortunately, the litter tray starts to push back. Kes wedges it into the doorframe with the broom handle*
OK - Dragonfly ... you get out there and open the bin ... I'll sneak up on the tray and rush it outside ... On three? Ready?
One ...
Two...
Three ...
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Kes Posted Jan 12, 2001
*Kes leaps forward, grabs the litter tray with both hands, and starts running towards the bin. At this moment, he notices two things:
1) He only has one glove
2) Dragonfly is not at the bin, ready to open it *
Oh great! Somebody ... anybody ... Open the bin! Quick!
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 12, 2001
::opens the bin::
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Kes Posted Jan 12, 2001
*Wrestles the litter tray into the bin, and helps Dragonfly hold the lid down*
If there's some gaffer tape and a heavy weight, I think we'll be ok ...
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dances with ladyboys Posted Jan 12, 2001
Why i'm sorry gents, didn't realise. I'll say good day to you sirs and i'll speak with you once my dates left for the evening.
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 12, 2001
*strange sounds are heard from within the bin,
...probably Gwennie trying to get out...*
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 12, 2001
GREAT ZEUS!!!
::struggling with a bucking bronco of a bin::
I feel like a cowgirl in a rodeo!!! YEE HAH!!!
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jan 12, 2001
*flutter of wings*
Hi folks
brr, it's cold - I need an Irish 
at once?
Hmm, it seems, I'm missing the best action, when I'm not online 
...
*Kasia goes to the fireplace, lays on one of the couches, listening to Claude Debussy's 'Clair de la Lune' and falls asleep....mhmm...* 
!
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 13, 2001
*Is feeling lots warmer thanks to Pierce! 
*
You are a sweetie! 
I'll knit you something. Listen to that Clair the Loon music... I never hear the loons, do you?
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jan 13, 2001
Loon??
Hmm, Mari-Rae, explain this - my English just didn't catch this,
Wanna drink something, BTW?
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 13, 2001
A loon is a type of waterfowl. I was making a joke. (feeble, I know...) Yes, I'll have a nice large v.t., please.
Can I buy you one, Kasia?
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jan 13, 2001
oooh, I see!
I knew, you were joking Mari-Rae, wasn't quite sure, what was it about, though
Here is your v.t. and yes thanak you , I'll join you on this
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 13, 2001
::shoves the icky litter and Gwennie out into the cold::
::sees Gwennie:: HEY!!! What on EARTH were you doing in there!??
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Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
- 201: Dances with ladyboys (Jan 11, 2001)
- 202: Pandora (Jan 11, 2001)
- 203: Dances with ladyboys (Jan 11, 2001)
- 204: Pandora (Jan 11, 2001)
- 205: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 11, 2001)
- 206: E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 (Jan 11, 2001)
- 207: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 11, 2001)
- 208: Kes (Jan 12, 2001)
- 209: Kes (Jan 12, 2001)
- 210: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 12, 2001)
- 211: Kes (Jan 12, 2001)
- 212: Dances with ladyboys (Jan 12, 2001)
- 213: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 12, 2001)
- 214: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 12, 2001)
- 215: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jan 12, 2001)
- 216: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 13, 2001)
- 217: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jan 13, 2001)
- 218: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 13, 2001)
- 219: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jan 13, 2001)
- 220: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 13, 2001)
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