A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Pandora Posted Jan 8, 2001
*satggers into the Pub* "Did you huys know there are parties everywhere?!?" *hic* "Pardon the Hell ouuta' me! Here you are St Dragonfly...several envelopes with one cents stamps...pens without ink & I saw your congressman at a party, he was eating lobster...so...best save the energy." 
"As for Lord F's dream, I think his body was trying to tell him to kick off some bed covers as he was too warm! Sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar." 
I have a snow machine blasting snow into the street outside the Pub! You're ALL welcome to come to a snow PERSON building contest...winner gets three week paid vacation in the tropics!
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Jan 8, 2001
*HM. This jukebox hasn´t been played for AGES!*
!Walks over, selects Queens Bohemian Rapsody!
Anybody got a towl for me
*Waits for the part going: I´m just a poor boy from a poor famaly:*
HE`S JUST A POOR BOY; MISSING SOME KIND A TOWL (HI HI)
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E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 Posted Jan 8, 2001
WHAT KIND A RESEARCHER ARE YOU, IF YOU DON`T KNOW WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS???
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Kes Posted Jan 9, 2001
*Wipes hand on a towel which someone has left lying around, goes in search of rum before venturing into the snow ...*
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Lord Falk LeGrey Posted Jan 9, 2001
*have built a huge monster snowman and looks the group who starts venturing on snow*
Heh, a snow fight? 
I must have a sidekick. 
*snowmen awakens and starts obeying any command that Lord F is saying*
Good old golem spells, they are always useful...
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 9, 2001
*not being very familiar with snow...*
Hey i bet this is great for keeping beer cool...
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 9, 2001
Hey, am I the only one thinking they have sold us a used millenium? It feels remarkably like the last one.
Ah well, as long as the 
tastes the same I guess it's allright
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 9, 2001
reminds me of the company that didn't do anything in 99 re the y2k bug because the millenium wasn't until this year...
*thinks it might be time for bed as listening to NIN after the Dandy Warhols does strange things to the mind ...must be the *
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2001
THANK YOU, PAN, for the writing stuff... shame about my congressman... 
But maybe it wasn't real lobster... you think there is a chance it was synthetic!??
I'm excited about building my snow person... it'll be fun... I just hope someone doesn't go Pygmallion on us... 
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 Posted Jan 9, 2001
*E alter E building a small legosnowman in a corner of the pub*
The problem with comparing the end of one millenium with the start of the next lies in the proximity of the two. Try figuring out what the year 1001 was like...
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2001
OH!!! P'shaw!!! Most everyone was illiterate back then...
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Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 Posted Jan 9, 2001
Yes, and they didn´t have a guide to help them through the odds of life - they had Jesus and the inquisition.
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 9, 2001
Oh, the poor souls...
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jan 10, 2001
*Goes to the coatroom and pulls on scarf, gloves, coat, hat, and boots. She goes out into Pandora's snowstorm and begins to roll the snow into big, really big snow balls for her entry in the contest.*
Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 10, 2001
::sips hot cocoa on the purple couch and yawns::
Oh... I've grown so accustomed to inspiring others, and letting THEM do all the work!!!
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Kes Posted Jan 10, 2001
*Watches the activity from the open doorway, letting snow into the pub .... a rider on a dark horse passes ... mari's snowman components get bigger .. mari seems to be getting colder ...*
Care for some chocolate to drink mari? I'll go find the kettle ... Where is it, Dragonfly?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 10, 2001
::waves vaguely toward the bar:: Somewhere over there!!!
::sigh::
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Kes Posted Jan 10, 2001
Ah thanks ... any marshmallows? More cocoa for you while I'm at it?
*Goes behind bar, locates kettle, and gets started ...*
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Lord Falk LeGrey Posted Jan 10, 2001
Heavenly? 
Of course! 
We live here in real world but we share this place also...
*takes good old MERP-memory drink and starts drinking it*
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Crossed Purposes:Jan.2001
- 141: Pandora (Jan 8, 2001)
- 142: Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 (Jan 8, 2001)
- 143: E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 (Jan 8, 2001)
- 144: Kes (Jan 9, 2001)
- 145: Lord Falk LeGrey (Jan 9, 2001)
- 146: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 9, 2001)
- 147: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 9, 2001)
- 148: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 9, 2001)
- 149: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 9, 2001)
- 150: E´s alter ego-|-04.04.02 (Jan 9, 2001)
- 151: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 9, 2001)
- 152: Tschörmen (german) -|-04.04.02 (Jan 9, 2001)
- 153: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 9, 2001)
- 154: Kes (Jan 10, 2001)
- 155: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jan 10, 2001)
- 156: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 10, 2001)
- 157: Kes (Jan 10, 2001)
- 158: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 10, 2001)
- 159: Kes (Jan 10, 2001)
- 160: Lord Falk LeGrey (Jan 10, 2001)
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