h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Didn't say you weren't already on lists #1 to #36 did I?

Think Richter scale, dinosaurs get big numbers

ah .. Richter scale..?? ah yes, I use Richter scale as well.. to note quality of males

seems reasonable. How else would you measure how much the earth moved for you

exactly! Richter was probably instructed by Mrs Richter.

ah, yes, mrs richter, i remember her well

i used to call her my little mount saint helen's

I never knew you kept horses, Pierce! How many hands was your little mount, St Helen's?

er, guess i'll take the 5th on that one

*Hands Pierce a fifth of vodka.*

that's odd.. a horse with a double name.. Saint Helen Richter??

It could have been a posh horse Babette.

*Relieves Pierce of his 5th vodka*

One can have too much of a good thing and all that old chap!

wot? who taught you rubbish like that?

my bob, the things they teach the youngsters these days

*downs another bottle*

*Kicks the jukebox to life in an attempt to keep anyone from starting out on the 'Green Bottle' song... *

posh horse and too much of a good thing.. both are possible of course. although I'm quite curious what Pierce would do with a horse I thought he was interested in wolves

they shoot s, don't they?

so i guess we might as well eat them

You really are quite revoltingly cruel, even by standards.

why would you say that

all it takes is a decent sauce and a few veggies

mm.. yes, horse can be eaten with or without sauce.. I prefer it barbecued

shall I light the bbq??

I don't eat pets.

well now, that's understandable. after they have been voted pet of the year for a couple of months they thend to loose there tenderness

I nibble on pets.. and li.... never mind.