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Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Kes Posted Oct 31, 2003
Of course you're in time! Here - have a party special 
cocktail. Mixed it m'self ... called it "Autmn Leaf" ... One of these, and you fall out of your tree 
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mari-rae Posted Oct 31, 2003
*Struggles up out of her chair and stands behind Gwennie. Taps her on the shoulder.*
man
BOO!
hehehehe!
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Kes Posted Oct 31, 2003
*Looks upwards, towards light fitting.*
Ooh, Gwennie! Can't you jump high!
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Gwennie Posted Oct 31, 2003
*Effects a soft landing, managing a resounding thump on top of Mari*
Watch where you're putting that axe you old 
! 
*Helps a stunned Mari to her feet whilst removing Mari's axe from her own nether regions*
Did Kes mention a somewhere or other? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 31, 2003
autumn leaves?
===
~~
hmm, not bad 
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Coniraya Posted Oct 31, 2003
Look Gwennie, I've come as a Tiller Girl..
*does a twirl, causing all the sequins and diamante to sparkle ...*
I was wearing those lovely stiletoes too..
*points to the dartboard were the shoes are still firmly stuck by the heels in the double top segment*
I kept falling off them though, 
so Hypatia leant me these harem slippers*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 31, 2003
i'd love to slip into that harem of yours 
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Hypatia Posted Oct 31, 2003
*tries to figure out how to slow dance with all 4 studs at once*
When Irish eyes are smiling....
Gwennie, nice to see you. 
I see mari-rae has already said hello.
Where's Linus and Pandora? There isn't anyone here who's naked! 
*checks to see if she's in the right place*
A bucket-o-tini, please, Kes.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 31, 2003
*hands Hypatia a galvinized tin bucket*
I don't know what you wanted it for, so I filled it with gin and olives.
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Gwennie Posted Nov 1, 2003
Sparkly one Caer!
*Removes one of Caerwynn's stiletto shoes from the dartboard, uses the heel to scratch an irritating itch in her left ear and discards the shoe over her shoulder, allowing Pierce to slip on it*
What was that you said about slipping in somewhere ?
*Fishes an olive out Hypatia's bucket, eats it and gazes around the pub*
Your right Hypatia! No naked peeps...and what a relief it is too! Such goings on aren't at all good for a hormonally hampered housewife such as myself...
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Hati Posted Nov 1, 2003
*becomes concious again (more or less) after her funny drink*
I wonder what is all this stuff you are drinking here. 
I think I have 2 heads 
. No, wait, I don't think I can think at all. 
Anyway, do you think there will be some special 
treatment is the new thread?
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Hypatia Posted Nov 1, 2003
I don't think I'm sober enough to start a new thread. 
Hair of the dog may do the trick.
Crossed Purposes - October 2003
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 1, 2003
Well I'm sober, as I consumerd not a drop at the party last night IRL (I stuch my fist in my cup). However, that then gave me the chief duty of dragging home my inebriated neighbors, and taking one to the hospital.
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mari-rae Posted Nov 2, 2003
*Emerges from the shower in the Ladies wearing her
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Crossed Purposes - October 2003
- 201: Kes (Oct 31, 2003)
- 202: mari-rae (Oct 31, 2003)
- 203: Kes (Oct 31, 2003)
- 204: Gwennie (Oct 31, 2003)
- 205: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 31, 2003)
- 206: Coniraya (Oct 31, 2003)
- 207: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 31, 2003)
- 208: Hypatia (Oct 31, 2003)
- 209: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 31, 2003)
- 210: Gwennie (Nov 1, 2003)
- 211: Hati (Nov 1, 2003)
- 212: Hypatia (Nov 1, 2003)
- 213: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 1, 2003)
- 214: Hati (Nov 2, 2003)
- 215: mari-rae (Nov 2, 2003)
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