h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*..emerges from punchbowl an climbs out in rather ungracefull manner, due to the diverfinns,..*

"-hwiya floks, hlow hu all dwoing?"

*puts down large crate and starts unpacking contents of pumpkinhead-lamps, fully fitted with candles*

"-angiwong gog a lighg?"

*looks around..*

*Grabs log from the indoor bonfire and lights a few*

"-ere wu go!"

*climbs back onto edge of punchbowl,wawes and submerges himslf back into the unspecified cocktail..*

A.D.!! You came! Sorry I'm not a mermaid. But that's a really cool wet suit & stuff. If you stick the snorkel into the punch bowl you can really suck it upAnd I'll keep it stocked
for you.
Hope you like my Harem Girl costume.Not much to see, really. Kinda' skimpy. See? ...*holds up a pumpkin light...*You can see right throu it in several places. A gal could catch somethin' in this outfit.
...*tops off punch bowl with rum...*
To heck with doing shots! You could get a bad case of
'drinker's elbow'! I always use big-a** tumblers.

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Are there still magic brownies? I think the next batch oughtta' have some nutzzz in um.

that was to have been a black cat.
My spells suck!

after light shines on pan

Hello AD, Welcome to Crossed Purposes!

*Becomes mesmerized by the rolling of Pandora's tum... *

urp! Ooops! 'scuze me.

*Goes into the kitchen and mixes up a biggish batch of margaritas, heavy on the tequila.*

Here you go! Ole!

So excitable!

...*knocks on puch bowl...points to her belly button & her ruby...trying to make hand gesters that would remind A.D. of his offer the glue the ruby into her naval for her...*
your lips move...but I can't hear what you're saying.
...*makes fish kisses against the outside of the punch bowl...*
I best drink some more! I don't want any spasms when I do the
belly roll. Plus, I want to be REALLY loose when I shimmy.
...*leans back until her hair is dragging on the floor...shakes her
shoulders...*Bet by the end of this party I'll fall right on my 'sit-me-down' when I give that a try.

*mesmerised *

Ooooo...way to be there mari-rae!
...*kicks the juke box...*The Eagle's Tequila Morning begins to play

Like my toe rings mari? And my nail polish match the red of my costume perfectly! I love it when that happens. ===~ ~

*Emerges again, and peaks over the rim*

"-ats a gwally nihe punkh,hish wong!"

*purges with impressive spray,&removes mouthpiece..*

"-shay, thas a wreally nice punch,thiss one..!"

..

thanx for letting me join in.. -Would´nt wanna miss this!
.. Is that tequila overthere, u say, mari? I know a special serving suggestion for these!

Oh, and i brought the tube of teeth-protese glue, as promised..
*reaches in to secret dry-compartment of outfit*
-Voila!

..Put you´ll have to stop bouncing about for a few secs, Pan, in order for me to apply this stuff..! ..

*does her best to sashay gracefully towards to the margerita*

*falls off her stiliettos again*





ing shoes!

*takes them off and hurls them at the dartboard*

Yay! Double top!

*ducks rapidly ,in order to avoid getting punctured by pointy, flying objects..*
Wow! -Nice throw there!

*leans towards black enchanted sheep*

"Say, do you come here often, curly one?"
.."care for a woolybully on the dancefloor, hmm..?"

*hands Caer a pair of satin harem sandals with precious stones* These would look very elegant with your sparkly dress.

*sits at her table to keep an eye on her pot of gold - wouldn't want not to have a pot - and taps her toes to the music*
One more of these Irish whiskys and I'll be ready to dance. Leprechaun goddesses are excellent dancers.



Is that flimsy costumed thing Pandora or am I going blind?

Well, I certainly *AM* going blind, as I can't take my eyes of it

mesmerised by pandoras belly-dance

mesmerised by pandoras belly-dance

Hypatia, those look really comfy.

*puts on the harem slippers, does a twirl, causing myriads of sequins and diamanté to sparkle*



Woohoo, I didn't

*Pulls wheelies across the dancefloor with spider web flying out of her wrists.*


Wheeee!

*Massages toes, much relieved that mari-rae has finally moved!*

How to tie a bowline knot:

The longer part of the rope is a phone pole. The loop in the rope is the door to the bar. The head electrician is the end of the rope.

The head electrician staggers out of the door to the bar, staggers around the pole, and staggers back into the bar.

Viola! A bowline.

(leave the bunnies and their holes to the unenlightened)