h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The drinks AND wants coffee as well. hmmmmmm ...getting to be a bit like w*rk looking after this ole b*tch...hmmmmmmm...
Wonder if the vet might take sumthin' or other outta' her or sumthin'.



Training school for muts!That's the ticket!

Happy holidaze Shirps - you're going to school~!
You're welcome.

*gets a drink
*finds a comfetable chair,
*moves the comfetable chair and sits in it

did someone mention herbal ?

Herbs all around!!!!

And for a REALLY special December...watch this...

...*all the seats turn into heated massage chairs...*

You're welcome

2legs, the speed IS adjustable!

Yeh, yeh! I know: I've 'things' at home with adjustible speed.... but the only speed to put them on is full power!

I is not going to skool - I bin there, dun that - hey!

Now that daz look good - massage for your b*m - & herby flavoured dings too - man

cum round from alcohol-induced daze

YES! Humans CAN 'mind meld' with dogs......WHAT are you thinking of ? PUT my leg DOWN!!

'Lo sweet Pan.............

Lo' Derb.
...*accidentally allows the left shoulder of her gown to slip off her exposing a tattoo on the front as well as the back of said shoulder...*

can I check your other shoulder?

Can you wait until after I strip to: 'Leave Your Hat On'?

Part of my family still lives in Sheffield - about 4 miles from where they shot 'The Full Monty', in 1997. I GET A FRONT SEAT! Woohoo!!

*feels faint as he tries to read the tattoo......wishes he had studied Braille*

Here Shirps!

*Pops coffee-laden Choc-Drops into Shirps' bowl before adjusting Pan's IV, covering her shoulder and sinking appreciatively into a massage chair and sighing contentedly*

Ohhh! Whaddachair!

Beeeehave Pan! No stripping just yet...pleeeeze!

I'll give the part of your family that lives in Sheffield a wave the next time I sail through on the train dsl.

::gets comfy in one of the massage chairs::

i'm the (adjustable) speed king

*Stays on barstool, not wanting to spill *

::drinks his shaken, not stirred ::

Oh You do me good~!

Maybe we could tie one of the massage chair backs onto Kes' back before his next gets back. Do-on't se-eem to
be-e-e ab-b-ble to re-e-ea-ch the-e-e-e contr-r-rolzzzzzz
Ohmy-y-y hel-l-l-l-ll do-o-oze thiz-z-z se-e-eat ha-a-ave an ej-j-jection
b-b-but-t-t-ton?!
Tha-a-ank the go-o-ods Gwww-eeeenie'zzz got-t-t the I.I.I.V. all
ho-o-oked up-p-p

O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h!!

(This is the effect that Ms Pan has....and I'm not even sitting in one of the chairs!)

s-e-t t-h-e c-o-n-t-r-o-l-s o-f t-h-e o-f m-y c-h-a-i-r