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Crossed Purposes December (don't mention it's nearly C*****tmas) Thread
Hati Posted Dec 19, 2005
shouldn't smoke that much. 
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Gwennie Posted Dec 19, 2005
Thar be no smoke wivvoot fire!
*Wonders whether 'someone' might be attempting to attract the attentions of the preoccupied firemen*
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derbyshirelad Posted Dec 20, 2005
The firemen have just started to get their breathing apparatus out....something to do with a certain pipe, I think!
Don't you think Ms Pan is SO hot??
I love the way she can make those tattoos move around!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 20, 2005
wait till you see her making the firemen "move around"
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Shirps Posted Dec 20, 2005
I can do that 
NOT getting jealous of Pan's attention 
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Hati Posted Dec 20, 2005
*puffs the pipe frantically*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 20, 2005
::watches hati's 
turn 
::
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Gwennie Posted Dec 20, 2005
*Decides that self preservation action is required and hijacks a conveniently placed fireman and mugs him for his breathing apparatus*
Excuse me young man! 
Well I certainly wasn't going to hijack him for anything else! 
Rippling muscles and large biceps do absolutely nothing for me. Nope. Not interested. Not looking. Didn't notice a thing...
*Crosses her shaking fingers behind her back and tries hard to think of something really horrid to take her mind of attractive young firemen*
cat sick
dog poomy post Christmas credit card bill
Sean Bean
Sean Bean
Where's the cold shower?!?!
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Shirps Posted Dec 20, 2005
sounds like Chr*****as is nearly here !
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derbyshirelad Posted Dec 21, 2005
Will someone turn a fireman..er....firehose on Gwennie, please!?
She needs a LONG cold shower, either that or give her a boxed set of "Sharpe" for C*****mas!
By the way, thanks to my Derbyshire roots, I sound a little like a certain Sean!
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Gwennie Posted Dec 21, 2005
*Emerges from a very cold shower, wet, fully clothed, hair dripping and as the perfect antidote for men with an addiction to wet t-shirt competitions* 
I already have the Sharpe DVD box set. why do you think I wave to Sheffield every time my train sails through dsl?
If your voice sounds like Sean's, you had better watch your back when I'm about dsl! 
The Beanster voices over television adverts for O2 and Morrisons here in the UK and my teenage children 
and complain profusely because they're sick of my ing over him. 
It's strange as I usually go for tall dark and hunky, as opposed to small and blonde. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 21, 2005
uh-oh. this must mean no man's safe around 'ere 
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Shirps Posted Dec 21, 2005
men? men? where?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 21, 2005
::calls from the men's room::
no men here, just us 
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Shirps Posted Dec 21, 2005
I'll send the 
in then ... opens the door to the men's room ... loud squeaks are heard ...
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derbyshirelad Posted Dec 21, 2005
Oh Gooooooooooooooooddddd!!
Tries to hide his ex-rugby player's frame, (complete with dark hair - grey temples) behind the C*****mas tree..............if Gwennie sees me, I shall be forced to say, "Ey up, mi duck!" and run for it!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 21, 2005
:: leaves men's room, severely bruised 
::
to : that'll teach the wretched creature it's a good thing we stocked up on those anatolic stereophones or wha'evva those pills are called
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Shirps Posted Dec 21, 2005
... anabolic steroids ... ooh, look at those rippling muscles you never knew you had
s after , ensuring it is out of "my" territory
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Dec 21, 2005
*Notices Gwennie 
and disagrees about her being a cure for wet T-shirt addicts*
Gravity never hurt anybody - it just means readjusting your gaze an inch or two...?
My chest slipped down about ten years ago, now its caught up around my navel...
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Crossed Purposes December (don't mention it's nearly C*****tmas) Thread
- 121: Hati (Dec 19, 2005)
- 122: Shirps (Dec 19, 2005)
- 123: Gwennie (Dec 19, 2005)
- 124: derbyshirelad (Dec 20, 2005)
- 125: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 20, 2005)
- 126: Shirps (Dec 20, 2005)
- 127: Hati (Dec 20, 2005)
- 128: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 20, 2005)
- 129: Gwennie (Dec 20, 2005)
- 130: Shirps (Dec 20, 2005)
- 131: derbyshirelad (Dec 21, 2005)
- 132: Gwennie (Dec 21, 2005)
- 133: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 21, 2005)
- 134: Shirps (Dec 21, 2005)
- 135: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 21, 2005)
- 136: Shirps (Dec 21, 2005)
- 137: derbyshirelad (Dec 21, 2005)
- 138: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 21, 2005)
- 139: Shirps (Dec 21, 2005)
- 140: Wrinkled Rocker (Dec 21, 2005)
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