h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's one:

A drummer decides that it's time to take up a new instrument... After all, he's been playing the drums for over 10 years. So he goes along to his local music shop to browse. He can't really make up his mind, so in the end he decides to go for two instruments. He goes to the shopkeeper and says, "I'd like that red trumpet over there, and the accordion by the wall." The shopkeeper is bemused, as he dosen't stock accordions and has never seen a red trumpet before. He thinks for a moment and then works out what the drummer means. He replies "Well, I guess you can have the fire extinguisher for a tenner, but the radiator's staying where it is!"

Boom boom!

HAHAHAHAAH!!! "How do you get a drummer to stop playing!???"

"...Put music in front of him..."

::ba-Boom-CHING!!!::

For others, please see this entry on Drums: http://www.h2g2.com/A393022...

You love those Drum Jokes, don't you?

<BB<

I just love music jokes... and I ADORE RINGO... so there you go!!!

How do you know when the stage is flat?





The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth!!

Thank you.



Did you hear about the guitarist that locked the keys in the band's van?





He had to smash a window to get the drummer out.

Thank you, thank you.

::the sound of crickets chirping::

Lost me there!

plllghhh... because no one was laughing, we could hear the midnight serenade of the crickets!!!

There aren't any crickets chirping here - it's been too bloody cold all week. The snow's gone now though.

I don't care if you don't like my jokes

Bassman

I liked the jokes and I'm a percussionist

SCCHEEESSSHH!!! Someone needs to learn how to laugh at himself and how to take a fine little dose of teasing from his friends, BASSMAN!!!



Here... I am setting up the laughtrack... tell your jokes again...

(and I did like them... I just wanted to start up something, but I didn't know you were so sensitive... sorry... )

He's a sensitive guy

Well, see... now I know... Thanks, newest Archangel!!! How is the Archangel life treating you!?? Do people recognise you on the street!??

Sorry I wasn't offended - you must however remember that us musician types have enormous egos which don't respond well to rough handling

~ This is where a "Tongue-In-Cheek" smiley would come in handy ~

Did you know that I got accepted as a PS - there was some confusion as to what I was going to be the PS of though I originally wanted to be the PS of Duel Entendres but there was one, so I opted for the PS of Flight Simulation. I got put forward as the PS of the Well Timed Entendre!! I'll get it sorted soon hopefully.

I shall have to ask Mark Moxon for a tongue in cheek smiley!!

Catchya L8R

Bassman

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?


(...wait for it...)


A drummer!

Well, I thought it was funny.

I think that joke is on this guide entry a really nice and pretty American researcher wrote about Drums... It was funny when I read it then and it is funny now!!!

Being a fellow musician, I can take some prodding into my ego... but... I'm also a younger sister, so I guess I've been conditioned...

I can claim to be a musician and a percussionist 'cos I play drums and the piano and fiddle.

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::watches joke fly over her head::

I think it's always good to play a variety of insturments, but not unless YOU really want to.. my mother teaches piano, and one of her boy students continues to take from another teacher(we moved). His mom reports in her Christmas letter that "Justin wants to quit, but I hope to keep him in piano for a long tim"!!! HOW MEAN!!! The dear boy is in band, playing percussion... I think that's unfair... he's also in soccer... how much can one little kid handle!??

.... That wasn't a joke. So maybe it didn't belong here, but I had to tell SOMEONE!!!

Who's Tim?