h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So sorry about calling you Madrab! Very rude of me.
And the sign is really lovely.

I'm just here in the bar while the staff sort out a small problem with my room... there's obviously been a bit of confusion, they seem to be expecting me to share a room with another gent. I'm sure it will all be sorted out soon.
And you, my dear? What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
*turns that question upside down to check the Best Before date*

:::Calls for another drink round and smiles at Babe::: Would you like a bite to eat my dear ?? I have been told the food here is astounding. Would you care to help me find out ?

:::Offers up his arm to babe:::


Q~

If anyone else has a sign or wants do do me one, send it to

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Remember...free drinks if chosen...

And keep at the names thing...

Don't you want to share? Or is the problem with sharing with a gent?

~turns round to see what "nice girl" Ev is talking to~

me? I'm drinking. My drinking partner deserted me last week, so I came here instead. And enjoying my very own dungeon.

Mandarb! "All bar none"? I know, puns are the lowest of the low...

That is actually quite good...but not quite barlike...

"Bar Belles"?

Why would I want to bar belles...?

Oh...I think I hear darling sea calling from upstairs again...bye...

Hmph.

"Bar Sinister"?
Something to do with Heradly. Ideal for a Manor house I would have thought. And slightly spooky.

I meant Heraldry.

And a place in a Jilly Super novel from what I remember. Can I get you a drink Mina? I will have a champagne cocktail myself. Care to join me?

Oh. ~crestfallen~ and I thought I had done so well thinking that one up.

Yes please a Champagne Cocktail would be marvellous, and then I have to go and attend to some RL. I should be back about 9 to go clubbing, if you fancy that?

Well you thought of it and more inportantly explained it to me cos I never unstood it before.

Clubbing sounds great. See you then

[Beeoop. Good day. I'm am the Space Station Computer, owned of course by the great Pr. C. Tonks. As he is away in San Beta on business, i am here to take his place.]
[I understand you sell drinks in this establishment. Although I have no taste, for it has been temporarily disabled, I would still like to analise your beverages. Which drinks do you serve?]

*offers to buy Big C's computer an Archers & lemonade....or whatever else...*

Can I just establish if the computer is male/female/both?

[I am of no gender, but my voice, according to my owner, is male.]
[I thank you Eomando. We meet again.]

hmm...ok, well nice meeting you.

OK then...nice to meet you, Big C. or can I call you C?

One Archers coming up...and for you E.?