h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Ev, fancy seeing you here!

I fancy, you'll see a lot more of him before you leave !!!

Lord M.K*

One pint of champers and an "anonymous strange drink" coming up...what about names?

That's just wishful thinking on my part MK.

Why don't you both join me in a strange drink?

Names?
Hello Mina my dear, how the devil are you? Have a drink... oh, I see you have one. Never mind. Have that one.

Your mum dresses you funny and you've got a big nose. That ok Mandarb?

Oh, you meant names for the bar. sorry.

The Oubliette.

A Strawberry Dakari please !!!

Lord M.K*

OK...coming up...
*slides drink up bar to Lord M.K.*

You'll have to excuse me if I'm out of the bar every so often...I'm running back and forward to sea's bedroom...

I'm very well Ev, I will have a drink, I'm sure I can finish this one pretty quick.

~finishes drink, looks hopefully at Ev~

Names for the bar?
What about Brian. Brian the Bar. That's quite nice. Or Gertie.

Anther drink, Mina? What will you have?

Another one of these strange drinks please Ev.

Did you see my suggestion, Mandarb? Not that I am Dungeon-oriented or anything.

Barperson! Another strange drink for Mina here, and one for me too I rather think.

I'll have a whisky and soda please. And why not name the bar "The Nook" ??

I think the bartender has been distracted.
~climbs across the bar to reach the strange drinks cupboard~
Here's one for you and one for me Ev, and a whisky and soda for Mr. Q.
~clambers back across the bar~
I know I could have walked round, but I was feeling frisky.

Por quoi pas. Mais vont-ils comprendre? I think they would forget it, its over their heads, most English want to forget that the french exist so The Oubliete wouldn't have the draw. So far The bar is open works, if it works maybe we shouldn't fix it. Lord M.K. is O.K. by me, keeep sounding the call sir, I will continue to beat the drums, soon we will all be dancing wildly and forget why we needed a name.

I don't care if they do understand. It sounds cool. The bar is open is ok, but what about when it's shut?

*clatter of high heels
"Anyone in here need me for anything?"

Thank you Mina, :::Tips her very well hoping she will continue hopping the bar and making the lucious parts jiggle so very nicely::: I also like the Obliette name. It has a ring and , though I am an american, I know what it means

" Nice young girl, nasty daark obliette" What a cool movie

Q~

* M.K thinks about manning the bar as he done in RL... but that would just be showing off *

How about the Pierced Nipple !!!

Or would that just be too Minacentic...

Lord M.K*