h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

GB jumps up onto Kes's indicated lap, and immediately jumps back off again.
Ooh, SIR!
Is that a torch in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Sorry - just my car keys - large motor, don't y'know. Just hop up again - I'll make sure you don't slip off.

GB looks at Kes, and wonders why he doesn't recognize her, but then, he must have had the pleasure of so many beautiful women, him being handsome, charming & loaded
She jumps back onto his lap and drinks the vodka down in one gulp, feeling the fire coursing through her veins, or maybe that was her hot blood, her heart was still pounding, she wondered momenterily where his bride was, but her thoughts were frozen when Kes turned her round and started nuzzling her neck.....

Mmmmmm, mmm, mmmmm, eh?
What - sorry - are you cold - all goose-pimply.
Just looking at the label on your uniform - might need something like that for the servants at home - can't quite see it - left my monocle behind. Is it Dior? C&A? Mmmmmm. mmmmmmm

This neck seems a bit familiar - have we met before, m'dear?

* M.K enters & doesn't know where to look... *

Lord M.K*

*Kes seems to know where he's looking - even without his monocle! *

Met before?
GB wriggles with pleasure, causing Kes to wriggle with pleasure....
Oh, that's my boss!
Quick....gotta run!
GB jumps down, grabs Kes by the hand {I AM a lady, you know! } and sets off running out of the back door....

*Kes follows, locked onto the sight of the stocking tops etc. Wonders where they're off to ????*

Where can we go?
I must hide from my boss!
He'll have me picking up discarded underwear again!

How about my room, m'dear ... the Bridal Suite ... sound interesting?

* Sounds suicidal !!! *

Lord M.K*

definately not the Bridal Suite!
Ooh, those itchy sheets!!!!!!

*That is also an option for when PE arrives. Look - just keep an eye on the flight arrivals, there's a good host*

GB, your discretion in keeping out of the guest's quarters is admirable
BACKSPACE, BACKSPACE
- even the edit comment doesn't sound too good, does it?
You choose my dear, but quickly, my drink's getting warm on the bar!

I am in the chocolate pantry with you!

*Stumbles in, shakes umbrella and licks lips at first sight of bottles in bar*
Ummm... I think I'll have a Laphroaig, a double. How does one go about ordering that?

*As he ponders this, he becomes aware that warm water is dripping from the ceiling onto the car. He shrugs, and (ignoring the possibility of bad luck) puts up his umbrella again*

*That was Bar of course - cold rainwater falling onto the Car (outside), warm soapy bathwater onto the Bar (inside) ... OK? *

Good Morning everyone!
I had a lovely refreshing sleep and now I am ready for drinking again.

What on earth is going on in here?

Oh, not much. Still waiting for that drink. Oh, and for the rain to stop. I was thinking having a go at the local golfcourse.