h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks very much Mr. Q.
~the tip seems to vanish into her hot-pants~

(couldn't resist that one)

Yes MK, I'll have a Pierced Nipple please!
This strange drink makes me feel strange...

woo...I don't want to be corrupted, once you cross a certain threshold ,you can never go back, you need that fix to get that high so please be gentle with me. I am an advid movie buff, to what are you referring? I hope it's not the story of O. Was her name Oubliette?

Ahh good day Galaxy babe. I could use some company my dear. Would you care to join me for a drink ?? :::Waves to the barkeep for a round on him::: Drinks all around and charge it to me.


Q~

A slippery nipple for me, I'll join in but only if you're going to play nice.

*links arms with Q
Why, hello! You lucky man! This just happens to be my night off, even though I am still wearing my french maids uniform, that's not my fault, as my bedroom is somewhat, er, occupied.....
I will go & change into something more suitable later, but as my shift ended half an hour ago, I intend to Party! all tonight!
I'll have a PGGB please, Q.

My dear JLC, you speak perfect french, maybe you could give me some lessons later?
*fluttering eyelashes hopefully....

*spots something on the floor and picks it up*
*it is an envelope with a letter inside*
*the letter is written in French*
Look what I've found - a French letter!
I'll have another strange drink please, I think.

comme tu veux. J'ai laisse un message a la reception por toi. = as you wish. I left a message at the reception for you. I'm off to take an aromatherapeutic bath right now. I just want to freshin' up with some lavender oil and a bit of apple cider vinegar. I'm much too sweet. I might meet someone who knows I never go to bars. I wish I wasn't allergic to smoke, I love to flirt. does anyone have a jaccuzi in their room? I hate to appear so easy but I need one badly. Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

~absolutely saying nothing at all definitely not about what Ev just found~

another? ~climbs across the bar again to raid the strange drinks cupboard~

Two more strange drinks coming right up! And going straight down again.
Shall I just stay this side of the bar?

::: Orders one Pggb for Babe and another whiskey for himself::: Well my dear, no need to change on my account. And I will gladly offer you my room to change in. But no hurry there either. Might be better for you to just fold them up neatly and we'll see what comes up afterwards.

~Devilish smile~

Q~

*accepts the PGGB and downs it in one go.
GB slams the glass down on the bar and asks for another.
~Q~ looks delighted.....

*takes drink from Mina* Thanks... why don't you come back to this side of the bar? You can always jump over it again if needs be.

~clambers back across the bar, slightly more slowly, bringing another two strange drinks~

I'm getting a bit tired of all that climbing, do you mind if I sit here for a minute?

~drinks her two strange drinks~

~Q~ dear, would you get me another PGGB? They're just so.....sho.....

Sit down, Mina, why don't you? *offers her the bar stool next to him*

*comes in looking flushed and semi-dressed. Fixes bow-tie*

How is everybody else?

* M.K sees the bead of sweat on Mandarb brow... *

Are you O.K ?

You look a little bit flushed !!!

Lord M.K*

~sits down next to Ev~

So, what are you up to young man? Anything interesting, or just hanging out in the bar as if it's Cheers or something?

Mandrab, go and read the backlog and see the name suggestions that you so rudely walked out in the middle of.

What? The Oubliette and Brian the Bar? Both Very Valid and being considered...By the way, the temp. bar sign is up at...

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Who.....wh....ish.....Man...Mandrab????? heheheheheheheheeeheheeeeee