h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lordy, it's busy in here tonight. Barperson, another pint of champagne if you please.

Coming up...

*indicates new title...muse of bartending)*

What do you think...just bestowed upon me...

Before retiring for the night, GB is making out her will.
She lists, in no particular order,
Bob
Will - PS of Tea & Cappucino
Ivor Biggun{formerly Shellers}
Tweetie{Archangel}
Mina - Muse of bondage
sea
Petunia

this list is to be added to before the Foxy Manor vacation ends.....
Remember that GB is the richest woman on the planet since she bought shares in h2g2 before it went online
Patrons paying attention will know why this will is being drawn out....and why. It's her - or me. H2g2 is not big enough for both of us.

Who or you?

Ask the afore-mentioned benefitiaries....some have already guessed correctly.

It's busy in here! Galaxy Babe, what are you making out your will for? I see I am on it! Bless.
Wasn't someone getting me a drink? Mandarb, a Bloody Mina if you would be so kind. I can't jump across the bar anymore as I changed my hot-pants for this rather fetching long, tight dress and I don't have a lot of freedom of movement.

*Hands over drink*

What's wrong with GB? Who isn't there room for?

*looks concerned...*

GB, what's going on?
I'm getting really worried. I only dashed off to get changed, and the place has gone mad!

*notices that he is not included in the will and wonders if this is significant*

BTW...did you see my newly bestowed musage?

I saw it Mandarb, and I am very impressed.

~looks very impressed~
What did you think of Bar Sinister?

Hi Ev!

Still not manor-house-bar-like...

No ideas about GB?

It's almost as if she thought she was going to die.
Evening Mina... drink?

I give up on a name then.
I think she has been having trouble with another woman, but as I wasn't paying attention for 3 hours I'm not sure how far it has gone. I don't like to name names, but some weird stuff has ben going on in reception.

Ev, I'd love a drink!
GB had better not croak, she's my best mate.

*grins*
I'll say

Bloody Mina? Coming up...

*grins at finding out he is the 9th most prolific poster in 24 hrs...*

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my last post was supposed to go with the strange things in reception, though GB is a good mate

It's something to do with either Gwennie, JLC the TTP, or Princess Smartypants...

She says to ask Ivor Biggun...

I think it's TTP, check reception though