h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you.
*sips PGGB*
*collapses*

Ahhh...the pheasant plucking part of the backlog...I gotcha...phew...

So peeps, working with one of Mina's ideas, what about "the Oubliette Arms", or the "Oubliette & something"?

Did you know that seven of the ten most prolific forum posters in the last 24 hrs are all either staff or guests at the Foxy Manor...and I'm ahead of Mina for the first time...

I do have to sleep occasionally, gotta keep my strengh up!

I appear to be underneath Ev.
~silence~

Hello Mina, fancy meeting you here.

How about the Oubliette and Ocelot?

And I'll have another G & T please

Mina, can you get Arthur to clear the mess up - she was getting up my nose last night, but after lying there for the last couple of hours...

Ocelot...where have I heard that b4? Someone's name?

It's a type of cat with a striped back - and if anyone's spent any time with Mina they'll know the feeling

I'll go and get him. He's good at disposing of bodies.

Don't be suprised to see me Ev, if a place serves chocolate, iceream or alcohol, then it's a pretty good bet that I will be there at some time or another.

Mandarb, any chance of an ouzo float with chocolate sauce please?

Coming right up...and probably going right back down again...

~shuffles in not looking at anyone as per orders. Gathers up the body and gently eases it into a bodybag. Quickly mops up the blood with an old rag he has in his pocket, then puts it back in his pocket before it drips on the floor.~

Morning Mistress.


~carries the body away with an air of infinite patience~

*gets up and lets Mina out from under him*

Mixing all 3 there...nice one...

What were you doing under Dr EV, mina?

I can be quite inventive

And I only leave marks when I am asked to Ivor.

~sulks at Ev~

What do we think of some donuts?

I'm thinking of asking Joanna's donut stall to provide us with some donuts in exchange for some advertising...

You only leave Mark's what when you're asked to? That's not what he said

* M.K walks in making sure that the portrait of F.C at the back of the bar is visible... *

* Well, if some of the lurid things that went down here yesterday is any indication, he might need a visual aid to stay focussed... *

* ...well, he is a male after all !!! *

Mandarb ! A fluffy duck please !!!

Lord M.K*

Who said what?

And I think doughnuts are a very good idea, but can we have Southend-style ones? As they are the best in the world!

That ouzo float was lovely, but I don't think I could have another, I'll go back to Bloody Mina's.