h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh well, all alone Except for Mad Gerald, and I'm not letting him out .

*Wanders around inspecting the equipment, polishing the odd set of manacles and testing the strain of the chains on the walls. Hums happily to himself.*

I haven't gone quite yet.

But you're not here now.

C'est la vie

And I won't be here today either.
Well, I might be back in 8 hours, I'll have to see.

Oh dear, and me sitting here in my lovely PVC, lacings straining against heaving bosum.....

:::sigh:::

It's a shame that it's so quiet in here atm.
Maybe it'll perk up later.

Hope something perks up....

~sniggers~

*Tries to look helpful...*

Well...what do I have here...

BluesSlider, would you mind standing next to that wall over yonder?

Blues I woodnt do that if I were you..

~~uncoils his rope, flakes it on the ground, slaps himself on the back with it~~

~Falls from the sky~
~kathump~
~brushes himself off to try again~
Nice place you've got here, really nice. Well, on second thought nice may not be the word for here. Mind if I hang out up side down?
~ties feet, pulls himself up~

Last night I played the most wonderful game. And you were there. And you were there. And.....

You I've never seen before.

(With apologies to Ol' Homer J.)

Seriously, though

(Me?!? Serious?!? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!?!)

I was playing Final Fantasy VIII and I gave H2G2 names to all the characters I could give names to. One of the characters has a pet dog and I named her Mina and the dog Arthur. No offence intended, Arth...

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JOTD: Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.

Actually I'm quite touched...

~opens door~

Hello all

~swings from a slight breeze~

Ow sorry, I'll shut the door.

Things can cool down so quickly with little or nothing on, sorry!

~everyone seems to have gone so he opens chest that has been forgotten in a corner and gets something out~

*Wakes up, poking his head out of the chest, blinking at the only slightly brighter light in the dungeon*

Oh! *Stands up, climbs out of the chest* Thanks for letting me out of there! I guess she didn't want to play that game, anyway. Hmph. Ah, well. I've got an apointment for an arguement with a lady in the bar, so if you'll excuse me...

*Turns to go out the door but is slightly delayed as he runs into the researcher hanging from the ceiling*

Aaah!

Wait, sorry. I didn't mean for my face to hit you there. Umm... Well, I'll be on my way, now.

*Scampers away*