h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was that the dinner gong I heard? Or was it just Mina dropping her tongs?

Any particular toys you fancy?

And what was that odd echoy sound?

Well, my dear Mina, this is your domain, what would you recommend?

Well, Strangely enough, I like the bondage gear...

Yes...that spreader looks interesting

I like role playing, corny I know, but good fun!

I can't belive I just told you that!!

~looks very embarased~

Blindfold and a light touch of the lash.

*Zmrzlina brushes Duffy's hair aside and whispers...*

Your blush is charming. Chagrin aside...none of us would be here if we didn't share your enthusiasm.

Tell what you like here. Sound does not carry beyond these walls.

*Stomps and pouts because Post 230 won't show up and wonders what Mina said in it.*

*Stomping and pouting worked...post showed up.*

It wasn't very interesting really.
Now, weren't we three going to beat this person into submission?

I will only get to enjoy the afterglow But...make it a memorable afterglow, my dear Ladies.

*Zmrzlina reluctantly takes her leave, trailing her 'cat-o-nine-tails' behind her.*

*Wonders who Mina means...thinks he knows.*

Gulp

Deary me, have I got to do it on my own?

* A muffled voice comes from a dark and dingy corner of the room... *

Can you let me out now mistress...

I know I've been a bad boy...

...but when you said would you like to get inside an iron maiden, I didn't have this in mind...

I think I like you just where you are. It makes me very excited.
Persuade me that it will be more exciting if I let you out...

*Breathes a small sigh of relief that Mina appears to have been distracted for the moment.*

~flicks her wrist backwards and cracks her whip across Blueslider~
I'm never that distracted.