h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmpf.
Another Mistress in the manor?

How sweet...he remembered to check with me. Mina, my dear, I suspect you have a propensity to shun alliances, but I think we could have some fun with BluesSlider....

Can someone translate that into WillSpeak for me?

I think we can too.
Where did he get to?
I'm willing to get together to abuse a poor helpless male.

I hope that wasn't a slur on my name Only I am Willing

Oh pleeeeeease let me help!

*cracks whip!*

oh dear, i'm getting out of here...

*Wanders back in...*

Ah, there you are...

*If I were you, I'd be leaving, If I were me, I'd have already gone*

Me not hurt you! ~flutters eyelashes~

This is looking much better, the more the merrier.

~starts to prepare Scavenger's Daughter~
Hmm, that might be a bit harsh...
Will, don't leave!

Err...Is this a spectator sport?

Ohh...Scavenger's Daughter. BluesSlider...come here.

No it is not!!

Now then, who's first?

Scavenger's Daughter is a torture implement

And me, I'm first.

Ahh, I see, ho hum
*edges toward the door, slowly*

Certainly, Mina...you may have the first crack. But I get to finish.

I meant I wanted to be tortured first.

Ahhh...BluesSlider will be disappointed....

But...perhaps we can cheer him up....