h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Duffy cracks her whip in the direction on Mina*

Well stand still then

Well, let him go first, I'm in no hurry.

I didn't see you there Duffy, sorry.

~stands still~

Don't spare me hon, I've been real bad.

Owwww goodie!

And you won't mind a fellow sister cracking the leather on your person?

It's not normaly my bag but I'm will to try anything once!

I don't mind anything honey.


go grrrrrrlll!

*Oils uo Whip*

~sighs~

~quivers with anticipation~

Do you want to be restrained during the deed?

Let's not ask...let's just do

~looks delirious with joy~

*Stands quietly in the corner.*

As interesting as your Scavenger's Daughter looks, my dear Mina, it really isn't quite my style.

*Zmrzlina uncoils a length of silk cord.*

I shouldn't use it in here anyway, it is a proper torture device and can in no way be used for pleasure.
It makes everything bleed.

Agreed.

BluesSlider...would you be so kind as to join me....

Certainly Mistress.

*Steps forward.*

*Looks expectantly at Zmrzlina, Duffy and Mina.*

Why has it all gone quiet?

Typicall, at the pinical of anticipation, nothing!

*starts to flick the whip tip and the groin area of BlueSlider*

*starts to clean up the blood on the floor*
~shuddering in case Arthur comes in~

~appears next to Galaxy Babe as if out of thin air~

What are you doing?

I need that blood. Wring your cloth out in this bucket you stupid woman.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you I need the blood, and the hair, and the body parts.

*screams, drops the mopping cloth & runs up the stairs as if her tail's on fire*