h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Uses psychic power to spirit Reddog back, and re-arrest him*

Look, this is not an illegal arrest. As I see it, and maybe I missed some backlog, your original beef was with Dragonfly. You could have come and apprehender her on her userspace, but INSTEAD you chose to come to the Musehome, which is NEUTRAL GROUND! The majority of Muses were neutral before you stomped in here, forcing us to defend ourselves, forcing us to choose sides, forcing us to choose our leader, and therefore forcing our position. The arrest against Reddog was NOT illegal, as was claimed, because *I* am an officer of STUMPED, upholder of H2G2 Law, and all around GOOD GUY! I don't want to take sides in the Dog/Cat war -- personally I like turtles. I've seen both dogs AND cats terrorize turtles, and it's not a pretty sight -- but when you start coming into neutral territory and invading, instead of trying to get the person you were after at her own personal user space, I get angry! I just want to sit here, musing, but NOOOOOOO! You force me to defend my Musemother, and my Musehome. I say PooPoo to you! Now, Reddog, you're coming with me.

number five, huh? won't stay that way if no one posts. so, being no one, I'll post. ::walks off whistling "I ain't got nobody"::

OOOO! corrupt law inforsement official alert! you want a promotion for arresting red dog!!!
now we get to have a trial!

*cough, cough, arl, you're a member of CHOPPERS*

*E, EaE, T and E-Lizzy have finished building the first chamber of the anti ACF bunker.*

E: If you need a place to plan action, you might want to go in here?

E-Lizzy: OH! That poor cat Cleo!

EaE: I´m tired of this...

T: Häs the war ä ende?

~Red Dog actually amazed for once at the stupidity of someone trying to arrest a heavily armed soldier shoots Arl whatever his name is, then bayonets him, then sets fire to him, then sticks several grenades under him and pull the pins out, watches for explosions then drives tank over remains.~

~wipes hands~

There that ought to do it. Idiot.

*pours chocolate milk in the gas tank of the tank*

*moves over to where ARLECCHINO is flattened. hands move gently over the crushed body*

*ARLECCHINO stirs and rises. healed.*

*the tank splutters and stops*

~sighs at antics of another ill informed researcher~

Look - he`s been blown up - tiny tinypieces of him are scattered everywhere. For continuities sake gather them all up first then try and put him together.

Must I tell you how to do everything properly.

*since he is no longer a muse, well, he can break stuff. wahoo! *
*Crrrkkk* chaps, im going to break stuff, what?

Arl! a member of CHOPPERS! we'll just sweep this under the carpet. im not going to do a dragonfly and drum you out of the service tho...

sea, you know this stuff: are there any STUMPED/CHOPPERS engagements ongoing ATM?

*smiles at the stupidity of the vicious*

*picks up one index finger which didn't rejoin and pockets it*

i couldnt think of anything that wasnt rude to reply to that

You all stink.



No, not all of you... the smelly puppy-kissers...

and company.

*tuc crawls in protecting his head with a poop a scoop. Tries to clear up blown up researcher*

You know how we muses make a living!?? We inspire people!!!

I've chosen you, new invader, to be the next to be inspired!!! WOW!!!... probably the first researcher inspired during wartime... aren't you just too darn special!??

That pooper scooper gave me an idea... I'd like to inspire your digestive track!!!

::forces cheesecake that has a stomach virus from... a fellow muse... into Tuc's mouth, and washes it down with equally tainted-- and SPOILED-- chocolate milk::

YUM YUM!!!

*E tries to build LEGO ambulance...* Huh. With this mess going on, it aint half difficult...

E-Lizzy: Where is Cleo????!!!!

AHHHHHHHH

HELP ME!!!!!

*tuc vomits whole of rabid cheesecake and chocolate milk over muse*

whhoops!!!!

::waggles her camo-toga-covered butt:; Sorry to do that to you, but when one of your kind decides to destroy Clio's Library, there will be a lot of suffering. Maybe someone should inform Red Dog that he's an idiot...