h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pretty !

Thank you, Busterbone!!!

::wants to ask what he is reading...::

I'm confused, are we still in the battle, or the aftermath?

*Arrests some random ACF soldier, just to be sure*

Go on, ask!

hey, busterbone, whatcha readin'?

::waits for an answer, all excited::

(Arl, I'm not sure what this is...)

*Contemplates arresting a STUMPED operative*

my, my, what a mess.
::sighs, mutters about amatures and opens the earth back up. the screams and wails of the dead and undead erupt from the fissure, but tells them to hush. levels earth and closes it.::
"mortals, I'm always cleaning up after them."
::teleports into library and cleans up the dog blood that musemom drenched the library books with, collects the dead acf soldiers and puts them in her pocket.:: "there, nice and neat, just like I promised."
:: wonders who reconstituted the books Red Dog blew up, then shrugs.at least she doesn't have to do that.
tries to decide whether to bail out Red Dog, or go Surfing. Decisions, decisions...::

Look, er, Red Dog, yeah, you with the big gun... um, why don't I just call it "disturbing the peace", give you a ticket, and then you can pay a fine at a later date? Shake?

*Offers hand to RedDog, but it falls off again*

T: ju no, E, I remämber sät in se first world war ve used to go over to ze french änd play cards. Änd wenn our general säid,"Time to shoot", we went bäck, häd änuther shooting, befor retörning to the cardgäme...

I don´t trust sis piece, jet...

E: Well, I will go on building this bunker... I´ve started on the library. We don´t want to get bored "down under" don´t we???

...A lego bunker should be all the entertainment one needs!!!

Actually I am not bunkering lego. I always just empty it on the floor so anyone can have a go...

Arlecchino:

Red Dog has left H2G2, so the handcuffs and fines
will not be necessary.

Ex-Rambling Warmonger:

You might as well go surfing. If there's any way I
can help tie up loose ends, let me know. Sergeant
Mushroom is still anxious about getting Cleo back.
I can take Cleo to her, if that's all right.

how did this get so out of hand?

i know. I'm trying to talk him into comming back. he believes that D was really serious when she was hurling insults. I don't.
war seems to be at a stand still for now, at least on this front.
good luck, all, and have fun. for now, surfing and training monsters until a dog calls me.
miss my red dog.

i think we should all forget this ever happened frankly

Yes.

Bring back Red Dog- a worthy opponent

let's have a truce and a cooling off period.

yes