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M.K*

I'm not a morbid type of person, nor would i ever kill someone. But say the rest of your team seemed to curiously "die" would you still get the mill?? Same for big bro. Picture the headlines. "Murdurer locked into a house w/ 9 strangers" what a lawsuit!!

It's a dangerous Island...

Lots of snakes, big lizards & spiders...

Karma is REAL !!!

GOD-almighty will be popping in to give some ACCURATE weather forecasts...

...So I don't think there will be hiding anything from HIM !!!

BTW Are you IN ???

M.K*

Sure, im in... it looks like you need someone to get the ball rolling.

Hi Lintilla...

The viewers will have to know something about you (real or otherwise)...

If you could enlighten them as to your age, gender, profession & we need a charisma/attractiveness rating (out of 10) so they know who to boo or cheer on...



M.K*

Hmmm, now your making me think!!!

Ummmm, 6 is a fun age,
Im a six yr. old little girl who likes trees and plants.
Being 6 i have a LOT of charisma (10) and give me an attractiveness of about 8.

I like the logic that the H2G2 community wouldn't vote off a innocent child...

But would you trust some of them with your child !!!

M.K*

[slipping away to update her home page or "space" with a link to the survivor site]

Thanks...

Hopefully, when the Post is up this week, things should start moving...!!!

Anyway, I'm sure if I have a word with the big guy upstairs, some of the 50+ Guardian Angels will hunker down to the challenge...

M.K*

Oh, but how can l resist...

Hello, Lintilla dear. l do hope, if l get involved in these shennanigans, you'd think of reconsidering your wicked plan of bumping off the rest of the cast...particularly since, after that little "incident" at the cafe, it's entirely clear that l'd be more than capable of retaliating...law of the Jungle, and all that...

l'm Odra, by the way. Female, an eighteen-year-old pyromaniac who recently managed to flatten fifteen hectacres of Majic Forest with a knapsack full of high explosives. As such, l think it's plain to see l've plenty of charisma...or at least, plenty of kerosene...

Do we get to have machetes, Matthew-mediator-fellow?

* M.K makes mental note to NEVER EVER allow anything sharp, nay, not even a butterknife onto the Island... *

Of course !!!

Welcome to the Survivors !!!

M.K*

*grins maniacally*
Shan't be disappointed...

Are you sure l can't even have a butter knife?
What about fencing gear?

Hi, MK; Do we have to be gender specific? Will the audience need male hunks or gorgeous babes to cheer for? I prefer to travel with a seldom disclosed xy chromosome factor, mid-way through a very long life and extremely well fit...

* M.K ponders what survivors after 10 days could do with fencing gear... *

No Comment !!!

Greetings Ox !!!

I'm sure we could accomodate an Ox, although we waiver any responsibility if 20 days in famished survivors 'steak' their claim on you !!!

No, it won't be a problem...

M.K*

Well! I guess I asked for that one, oh Wizard of Puns!

Sounds like fun...

Well you're not in India now...

We'll have no sacred cows around here !!!

* He coughs... *

Sorry, I think it comes from hanging around GOD-almighty too long...

M.K*

Well, at least not being gender specific eliminates the need for the lowest of humor;


Udder nonsense!



*although I don't visualize myself as the cloven hoofed, cud-chewing garden variety cartoon character...maybe thick-headed, bulky-muscle-jungle type would do for this scenario.

O.k. let me see if I have this right we so far, have a six year old girl, an eighteen years old pyro and an ox . This is going to be fun

No !!! I won't rise up to the challenge...

I could reel off hundred of truly toxic puns about cows...

Must Go Sleep Mat - NOW !!!

* 5:12 a.m... *

M.K*

Rats! Just when the punning was getting painful!