A Conversation for The Squirrel Conspiracy
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Tempest Posted Nov 14, 2001
Do you have any need of an insane, paranoid, grey squirrel hating megalomaniac? I would be happy to join the fight against the evil squirrels!
Caliban will help too!
So will Ariel!
So will Prospero (he's dead)
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Tempest Posted Nov 14, 2001
Do you have any need of an insane, paranoid, grey squirrel hating megalomaniac? I would be happy to join the fight against the evil squirrels!
Caliban will help too!
So will Ariel!
So will Prospero (he's dead)
Join the revolution
Tempest Posted Nov 14, 2001
Do you have any need of an insane, paranoid, grey squirrel hating megalomaniac? I would be happy to join the fight against the evil squirrels!
Caliban will help too!
So will Ariel!
So will Prospero (he's dead)
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 14, 2001
hey plastic squirrel thingite, aren't you a plastic 'RED' squirrel?
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 14, 2001
More a sort of garish orange, but technically very RED indeed! 
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 14, 2001
*hastily puts on Origin of symmetry and turns up very loud indeed to destroy squirrel menace (and to p**s of parents) *
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anonymousalien Posted Nov 16, 2001
I think we should let the plastic squirrel in becasue 1) he/she/it isn't grey, 2) he/she/it (hes**t?) can apparently 
very fast and 3) hes**t will continue pestering us either way, and we might as well condone the postings. Besides, we need more members.
Has Rama finally been taken by the squirrels? I was wondering how long it would take his weaponry to backfire.
And Marvin is abandoning the ASL due to "boredom". I have other suspicions. He might change his mind again, though.
Does anyone else really, really hate the pre-winter pre-hibernation period when those blasted rodents swarm the parks in search of walnuts?
--the 
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 18, 2001
i think it's fun *grins evily and sits in tree disguised as a nut holding a very very pointy stick*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 18, 2001
I have developed a new exploding nut to defeat the squirrels with, but it doesnt seem to be working, this may be because of all the wires & the battery hanging off the nuts but I'm not sure
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 18, 2001
Just inject all the nuts you see with rat poison, works a treat
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 18, 2001
What?! are we after the other types of rats now? 
Squirrels, with their long tails and twitchy noses, I 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 18, 2001
Works on all rodents don't it?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 18, 2001
works on people to BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! not that I'd ever try and poison ne1
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Nov 19, 2001
HAve we just recruited someone attempting to be the entire cast of a Shakespearean play?....I'm intrigued....lets hope your harpies can offer some help
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 19, 2001
So tell me about your mother.....
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Nov 20, 2001
I never knew my mother...she was killed in a freak boat building accident now believed to have been caused by a design fault in a tunneling wedgerivettator machine planted by squirrel sabouteurs.....I always blamed father though...he was the one with the eye patch and the small aubergine he always kept on his lap and stroked....when he died of an embezzled thrombosis of the Coricotrophic Nucleus Christopher took over raising me...but now I am the master..and the circle is complete
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simply scruff singing a rainbow Posted Nov 20, 2001
uuuuuuuum just wondering if it's not too much trouble if u could remember not to enject my good self with rat poison whilst i am disguised as a nut. would be very very nice
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 20, 2001
NUTS! whole hazel nuts, (dum de dum) take them & they cover them in chocolate!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Nov 20, 2001
Just shout "I'm not really a 
ing nut!" at anyone approaching with a syringe, that should do the trick. Very interesting..... tell me more, were you a happy child?
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Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be Posted Nov 21, 2001
I may be lazy, but I'm still here. Lets get back on topic people! (so I can go back to lazying without feeling I deserted the cause)
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- 542: Tempest (Nov 14, 2001)
- 543: Tempest (Nov 14, 2001)
- 544: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Nov 14, 2001)
- 545: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 14, 2001)
- 546: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Nov 14, 2001)
- 547: anonymousalien (Nov 16, 2001)
- 548: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Nov 18, 2001)
- 549: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Nov 18, 2001)
- 550: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 18, 2001)
- 551: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 18, 2001)
- 552: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 18, 2001)
- 553: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Nov 18, 2001)
- 554: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Nov 19, 2001)
- 555: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 19, 2001)
- 556: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Nov 20, 2001)
- 557: simply scruff singing a rainbow (Nov 20, 2001)
- 558: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Nov 20, 2001)
- 559: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Nov 20, 2001)
- 560: Marvin the (forgetful, paranoid, and lazy) Robot who is a member of the ASL, the MTPAFC (or what ever it was called before it be (Nov 21, 2001)
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