A Conversation for the h2g2 Space-Farer's Cantina
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Darth Noire Posted Jun 22, 2000
If you have no other assassins yet... Head Assassin would be great.
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Tatty42 Posted Jun 22, 2000
Actually, I've been thinking and I think the smuggler's life is far better, so can I be a smuggler?
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Tatty42 Posted Jun 22, 2000
Then again, I wouldn't want to cause trouble, so forget I ever spoke
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 22, 2000
Well.. I can make you a smuggler if you want, tis up to you. 
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 23, 2000
Hmm... Njan, I think that having "head" people will put other people who do that job off 'cos the "top post" is already taken... just a thought...
*grins*
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 23, 2000
Yes... well, I've only set tham as that until we _have_ more people, so that the staff roster looks more impressive. *grins*
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 23, 2000
Oh, alright then... oh yes! We have just recieved a box of nayani-poisoned assassination slipknives... I thought I'd leave it to you to deal with... You know I don't like messing with things that can't destroy a house
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 23, 2000
Oh, interesting... I think we'll have to put an /official/ armoury listing on the page. Of course, more items are available on requestm, mail order.. *grins evilly*
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 3, 2000
I am a Document Procurer.
You need it. I can get it.
Ship Registries, Customs Certificates, Inter-system permits, Quarantine Exemptions, and those little instruction booklets for your coffee maker.
If I can't find it, I can make it. All documents come with my 90% satisfaction guarantee.
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jul 3, 2000
OK! Just what we need! You're hired. What type of gun would you like? Come and see me in the armoury
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Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 5, 2000
Oh, title's not that important. Document Procurer is fine, although Head of Document Acquisitions has a nice ring. Sometimes I'm referred to as a Paper Shuffler.
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ox Posted Jul 5, 2000
I heard you were looking for bar personnel. I can mix drinks with the best of them, eavesdrop on conversations, handle crowd control, provide musical entertainment (or whatever entertainment the management wants). I'm loyal to whoever pays me regularly.
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ox Posted Jul 5, 2000
By the way, those rumors of my dealing in contraband were never proven.
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jul 6, 2000
Okay... Eomando is getting so deluged in requests for drinks it's hard for her to keep up! You're hired.
Njan, sign him up as a Bar Attendant, please... Ox, that is the job you wanted, right?
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- 21: Tatty42 (Jun 21, 2000)
- 22: Darth Noire (Jun 22, 2000)
- 23: njan (afh) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 24: Tatty42 (Jun 22, 2000)
- 25: Tatty42 (Jun 22, 2000)
- 26: njan (afh) (Jun 22, 2000)
- 27: Peter aka Krans (Jun 23, 2000)
- 28: njan (afh) (Jun 23, 2000)
- 29: Peter aka Krans (Jun 23, 2000)
- 30: njan (afh) (Jun 23, 2000)
- 31: Tatty42 (Jun 24, 2000)
- 32: Tatty42 (Jun 24, 2000)
- 33: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 3, 2000)
- 34: Peter aka Krans (Jul 3, 2000)
- 35: njan (afh) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 36: Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 37: ox (Jul 5, 2000)
- 38: ox (Jul 5, 2000)
- 39: Peter aka Krans (Jul 6, 2000)
- 40: ox (Jul 6, 2000)
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