A Conversation for the h2g2 Space-Farer's Cantina
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njan (afh) Started conversation Jun 18, 2000
Currently we have openings for:
Bar Attendants
Security Personnel
Space Traffic Controllers
+ numerous other postings... apply here, and leave your CV.
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 18, 2000
I really don't know.. it all depends on what sort of a person you are, what you're skilled at, what experience you have, and how evil you are. *grins*...
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Peter aka Krans Posted Jun 19, 2000
You don't necessarily have to evil - just reasonably skilled operator of a Hopeson Mk5 Crowd Disperser... or something similarily destructive...
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Tatty42 Posted Jun 19, 2000
wow...that's the problem with VR - there's too much freedom of choice - but then again, freedom of choice is the only real freedom any of us get,so I guess I'm thankful.
What's available again?
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 19, 2000
Anything you want, really... from assasins to mercenaries to bounty hunters. 
...
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Darth Noire Posted Jun 20, 2000
*a stunning-looking woman figure no one has noticed to arrive starts talking, cutting off all of the other conversation*
I could be any of those. And would make a perfect addition to this - *looks around with disgust* - scum you already have here.
*walks to Njan and shows S.T.U.M.P.E.D. membership card*
I'm also unionized, which makes me a valuable aid here. If you need recommendations, ask any other member of S.T.U.M.P.E.D.
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 20, 2000
*Njan turns round, still drinking. He waits a few seconds, analysing the figure, before putting his glass down on the counter*
You could? You would? I see.
STUMPED? What be that?
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 20, 2000
Aah, now I see. hmm. *thinks, still eyeing the strange figure up*... we do already have one jedi in the cantina...
what sort of position would you be looking for?..you'll have to specify a little more..
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Tatty42 Posted Jun 20, 2000
Hmm...well, looking at my nickname - what would that suggest?
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Chris Tonks Posted Jun 20, 2000
*BigC wonders in, high, commanding frown on his face. Evil*
Hi guys. You want recruits? You got recruits. At least when I can find them...
I got contacts. High up contacts. You want people? I'll get 'em.
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Tatty42 Posted Jun 20, 2000
So, who's the already resident Jedi? 'cos I wouldn't mind being one 
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 20, 2000
there isn't one as such... but there's not really any such post going. We're more into the criminal / mafia / space outlaws side of things. *grins*
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Ok. Any particular variety, or just plain Bounty Hunter?
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Darth Noire Posted Jun 21, 2000
You really want me to specify what I do? Well, if a villain in general isn't good enough for you, I will be an assassin around here then - that's one of those things I'm really good at.
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 21, 2000
*nods*
we have no assasins so far.... would you like to be head assasin?
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njan (afh) Posted Jun 21, 2000
Okies. I'll put kyou up when I get round to it (probably in 10 minutes, when I've finished with all these forum windows.)
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- 1: njan (afh) (Jun 18, 2000)
- 2: Tatty42 (Jun 18, 2000)
- 3: njan (afh) (Jun 18, 2000)
- 4: Peter aka Krans (Jun 19, 2000)
- 5: Tatty42 (Jun 19, 2000)
- 6: njan (afh) (Jun 19, 2000)
- 7: Darth Noire (Jun 20, 2000)
- 8: njan (afh) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 9: njan (afh) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 10: Tatty42 (Jun 20, 2000)
- 11: njan (afh) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 12: Chris Tonks (Jun 20, 2000)
- 13: Tatty42 (Jun 20, 2000)
- 14: njan (afh) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 15: Tatty42 (Jun 20, 2000)
- 16: njan (afh) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 17: Darth Noire (Jun 21, 2000)
- 18: njan (afh) (Jun 21, 2000)
- 19: Tatty42 (Jun 21, 2000)
- 20: njan (afh) (Jun 21, 2000)
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