h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here we all are, with a home of our own and space to stretch out and do as we please.

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Oh, that's GREET!

Hi, thanks for dropping by.
Are you ever actually going to ask to be a lifeguard?

BTW I got myself his own kennel page just today. http://www.h2g2.com/U135617

Woof!! DD was most kind.

Well then, Bernard - as you are your own Lifeguard now, what type of Lifeguard would you like to be?

Hi everyone! I'm just barging in here to ask if I can be a Lifeguard? Please?
*smiles sweetly*


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Of course you can, Ming. All you have to do is tell us what type of Lifeguard you'd like to be. Make a description, it can be anything, and then you're part of the team.

Yay!!! Can I be the Lifeguard who stares at the sky for no particular reason?? Please??

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Okay, Lifeguard who stares at the sky for no particular reason it is. Just remember to take your lifeguard duties seriously (or as serious as anything can be on H2G2 ) and try and go to the beach and swimming pool now and then. Ta.

I agree for no particular reason.

Erm, that's good, I guess...
Arer you sure I can't tempt you into being a lifeguard?
Not even a small, plastic one?

Yay, thank you BB!
*stares at sky for no particular reason*

Come on, be a Lifeguard!

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I'm sure he will soon enough, how can a Jedi resist when such Force is against him?

too tight for time to read everything, but thanks blue for the lovely new home!

Mat',

Could I be a lifeguard?

One that..."spends all day contemplating the wonders of cheese!"

Of course you can, my Fishy friend. A Lifeguard who contemplates the wonders of cheese it is.

Look, I never said I didn't want to be a lifeguard. I just never said I did, either. I'll be the lifeguard who has reflexes fast enough to catch Jar-Jar's tongue.

Are you a fisherman Matt? Cos if you were, I would be a "Fishermans Friend"

Bet you couldn't catch my toungue!

Who's Matt? My nic's YK. And my Star Wars name is Dylco Alpro.

[catches the fish's tongue] Don't do that again.

Okay YC, you can be the lifeguard.
How many of these tongues can you catch?