A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets
The Public Toilets
Ming Mang Started conversation Jun 10, 2000
Hey look! There's a lovely view of the sky from here!
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 10, 2000
Really?
I was leaving the toilets to do tomorrow - I did all the others, and got a little fed up and decided to have a break. But thanks for dropping by! 
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The Fish Posted Jun 11, 2000
*Desperate for the loo, he rushes up to the sign-posted "toilets" only descover there are none...*
...
*Then realises he's a Fish and doesn't need a public conveiniance after all...
*
(I wouldn't go too near the sea until the tides gone out....
)
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 11, 2000
Well, we have toilets here now - so you can go in peace.
We still have a sky, too.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 11, 2000
Hmmm... For some reason, I always thought that the newcomers w/c was the toilet...
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jun 15, 2000
So this is where all the people downstairs from the cafe have been coming from! I reckoned there must be another entrance, didn't realise it was next door.
BB, I have a cleaning bot in the broom closet if you need it, and I also have a bootleg supply of goo coloured paint if the graffiti gets out of hand. The bot has a spray attachment and a cleaner's mentality, and really ENJOYS the uniform look of a fresh coat of paint, so make sure there are no patrons in the way when you set it loose!
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 15, 2000
Thanks Asteroid Lil, I'm sure it will come in very handy. At the moment the loo here is quite quiet, but you never know what may happen with people with weak bladders...
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 15, 2000
Lets keep it that way - I'm pretty sure that I'd rather *not* know...
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 15, 2000
Could anyone disagree?
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 15, 2000
Only someone very sick and twisted. Or perhaps a girl. I'm still trying to work out why they are obsessed with going to the toilet together. The toilet of all places! Why not go outside, or the lounge or somewhere comfortable in a huge group? Why cram 27 people in the loo at the same time?
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Bahb Posted Jun 15, 2000
*walks in and sits in the corner for awhile, getting the feel of the place*
hmm. seems a bit empty to me. i wonder if the acoustics are good?
doesn't seem to matter, because there aren't many people here to here my saxophoning atm. but that's okay, seeing as they could hear it either in the restroom of the Aroma Cafe' or Twinkie's sax sensation over on my page.
*gets up and leaves, satisfied with his blatantly obvious pushing of his new saxophone lounge thread.*
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 16, 2000
Well, we seem to be very well provided for in the toilet department!
I take it that you want these ones kept clean of graffiti?!
shame 
shazzPRME
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 16, 2000
Oh, I don't know Shazz - I'm sure any graffiti you do would be in the best possible taste, and extremely artistic. (?)
BTW - have you been to your House of Relaxtaion lately?
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 16, 2000
Graffiti is good - so long as it is witty and/or amusing. Discuss, in no more than 3,000 words.
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 16, 2000
There's nothing to discuss really... as long as it is all done in the BEST possible taste... and doesn't distract too much from the job in hand (sic!)... then where's the harm?
shazzPRME
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 16, 2000
Grade: A-
Comments: An excellent essay, losing marks only for it's brevity.
The Public Toilets
The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Jun 16, 2000
Grade: A-
Comments: An excellent essay, losing marks only for it's brevity.
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The Fish Posted Jun 16, 2000
*sneaks in whilst noone's looking*
*shakes can of "Best Possible Taste" spray paint*
(Which just happens to be the same colour as the wall)
*Then writes
"I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" "I am a Fish" all over the inside of a cubilcle...*
*Sneaks back out again without anyone spotting him*
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 17, 2000
HAHAHAHA! Where can I get a can of *Best possible taste* spray paint?
It could be so useful! The graffiti was a little lacking in content though, but I guess we all know that you're a fish now, so it worked fairly well
shazzPRME
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- 1: Ming Mang (Jun 10, 2000)
- 2: Bluebottle (Jun 10, 2000)
- 3: The Fish (Jun 11, 2000)
- 4: Bluebottle (Jun 11, 2000)
- 5: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 11, 2000)
- 6: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jun 15, 2000)
- 7: Bluebottle (Jun 15, 2000)
- 8: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 15, 2000)
- 9: Bluebottle (Jun 15, 2000)
- 10: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 15, 2000)
- 11: Bluebottle (Jun 15, 2000)
- 12: Bahb (Jun 15, 2000)
- 13: shazzPRME (Jun 16, 2000)
- 14: Bluebottle (Jun 16, 2000)
- 15: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 16, 2000)
- 16: shazzPRME (Jun 16, 2000)
- 17: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 16, 2000)
- 18: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Jun 16, 2000)
- 19: The Fish (Jun 16, 2000)
- 20: shazzPRME (Jun 17, 2000)
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