A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 18, 2001
[YK] Interesting...
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
*a distant roaring can be heard*
*it seems to be approaching*
*soon an elf on a jet ski can be seen*
*jet ski approaching beach with the speed of a 
*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
*jet ski drives right up on the beach, causing people to throw themselves out of the way*
I wish this thing would stop!
*jet ski stops abruptly, sending the elf flying head over heels*
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 18, 2001
[Zero, who hasn't moved an inch, catches Titania out of midair]
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
Phew!
*wipes sweat off forehead*
Thank you, Zero!
Uh... you can put me down, now...
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 18, 2001
Oops, forgot to say that ...
[Zero puts Titania down.]
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MaW Posted Oct 19, 2001
* another jet ski approaches. MaW is riding it. The MaW standing on the beach watches dispassionately as the jet ski comes smoothly to a stop in the surf and the MaW riding it gets off *
[Beach MaW] Hello
[Jet Ski MaW] Hello
* abruptly, both of them shimmer and merge together, so that there is only one MaW *
[MaW] Hello!
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Researcher 179388 Posted Oct 19, 2001
*wakes up from a snooze, sits up and looks around*
What was that, did I miss something?
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 19, 2001
[Zero] No, just something weird happening.
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 20, 2001
Which is normal for around here... 
<BB<
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 20, 2001
[Zero] Well, of course.
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MaW Posted Oct 20, 2001
This is h2g2, after all.
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 20, 2001
[Zero shrugs. A cross-forum portal opens. Two duplicates each of YK, Mackenzie, and Zero. I'll label each one A, B, and C, for clarity, A being the ones who were originally here. Mackenzie-C is in her bikini.]
[YK-A] [facepalming] Zero, would those be the transporter duplicates you mentioned?
[Zero-A] Yeah.
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Go-Go Girl Posted Oct 21, 2001
*Walks in, chocolate bikiini slowly melting..long, languid , chocolatey drops roll down her..llong, langiuid, legs...the small of her back,,,"
Hello everyone
OKay.. I have a problem..my bikini jusst wont stay on...*licks her arm* *yum*
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 21, 2001
[All 3 YK's] [in stereo] Should I run away?
[All 3 Mackenzies] [in stereo] Suit yourself.
[The three YK's run away]
[All 3 Zeros] [in stereo] God, I feel like Lintilla.
[All 3 Mackenzies] You are NO Lintilla.
The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
Go-Go Girl Posted Oct 21, 2001
*looks EXTREMELEY baffled**
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MaW Posted Oct 21, 2001
* MaW hands Go-Go Girl a can of squirty cream and a big bowl of melted chocolate for her to reconstruct her bikini with *
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 22, 2001
*Wonders why MaW always carries squirty cream and melted chocolate with him near bikini babes*
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Go-Go Girl Posted Oct 22, 2001
~Wonders as wells, but decides not to look a gift horse in the mouth~
~Squirts MaW and BB with the cream~
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The Bikini Babes Are Back On The Beach! - See A309052
- 201: MaW (Oct 18, 2001)
- 202: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 18, 2001)
- 203: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 204: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 18, 2001)
- 205: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 206: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 18, 2001)
- 207: MaW (Oct 19, 2001)
- 208: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 19, 2001)
- 209: Researcher 179388 (Oct 19, 2001)
- 210: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 19, 2001)
- 211: Bluebottle (Oct 20, 2001)
- 212: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 20, 2001)
- 213: MaW (Oct 20, 2001)
- 214: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 20, 2001)
- 215: Go-Go Girl (Oct 21, 2001)
- 216: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 21, 2001)
- 217: Go-Go Girl (Oct 21, 2001)
- 218: MaW (Oct 21, 2001)
- 219: Bluebottle (Oct 22, 2001)
- 220: Go-Go Girl (Oct 22, 2001)
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