h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

eerrrr .... OK then. I`ll have my with just regular ketchup then (resists obvious temptation).

*Hands over a only ketchup*
There you go. Help yourself to drinks.
Would you like anything else?

<BB<

Well to be totally fair and even handed you could think about putting on the menu as well as well.

? We've got s, but no-one's ever heard of a .
How do you make them? And please let it not be how I think!

<BB<

Well (stay with me on this), I think a would probably be smaller than a , more chewy, less tasty and a bit on the fishy side.

Hi BB and RD. A free barbecued is sure hard to resist. I like mine with mustard, tomatoes and onions. I sometimes have ketchup on it, but never cats-up.

*Helps self to drink. Puts a case of liver Cat-a-tonic on the drinks table.*

I think your right about the , RD, but you forgot to mention that it is a bit stringy and tastes like chicken. Plus you need to add another condiment for them to the condiments table - chow mein noodles.

*Pulls BB aside*

Hey, BB. Did you know I'm Garius Lupus's evil persona?

*Hands BBW a just the way he likes it, mustard, tomatoes and onions.*
There you are.
Anyone else coming for food? Or even a if you're not hungry?

<BB<

~wanders over~

Hi BB, Ill have a with everything please

*Eats his with relish. Well, not with relish on it, but, you know, relishing it.*

Thanks BB. That was just excellent!

*Hands the variant over*
Help yourself to sources etc.

<BB<

OK <BB< I`ve got the whole ACF Army outside - could we have 500 's with all the trimmings please.

~turns up with the entire navy and airforce.~

There are 1000 hungry sailors and airmen here, BB...

1,500 s?!?!! Hmm... You'll have to give me a few minutes to cook some more sausages.
*Frantically cooks *

<BB<

im sure you can cope

~hears rumbling complaints from the assembled troops~

They're getting hungry, mr Vice President.

Well, I've cooked the first 750, if you could give me a hand carrying them....?
*Drops one on the floor*
Whoops! 749.

<BB<

Oh dont worry about that one, the dogs wont mind.

~clicks on his walkie talkie and calls for an ACF army truck to carry the s~

* Wheels screech as truck arrives *

* Driver hands standard issue Bino's to RedFish and <BB< *

Has anyone seen that mushroom cloud yet over by the beach ? Anyone worried at all by the radioactive sand falling all around you ? That constant high speed clicking of the geigers .... ?

Hah, no worries, I was right next to the blast and I had no problems with the radiation.

~rubs third eye tiredly~

The Nucleaur Fallout is great for cooking 750 s with.

<BB<

*Sneaks a when no one is looking. Wolfs it down.*