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You are Invited to the ACF Mess Dinner and Gala Awards Night
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 24, 2001
Bluebottle the ACF is having a bit of a do over at the Dog House at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73233?thread=137181&post=1251384#p1251384 which we'd like to invite you to. Dress uniforms only. No Cats.
You are Invited to the ACF Mess Dinner and Gala Awards Night
Bluebottle Posted Aug 24, 2001
Okay, I'll be along as soon as I wipe the ketchup from my trousers.
You try cooking 1,500 
s in one go without making a mess!
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Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 13, 2002
Nope but we're running a special on "HotCats" if you're interested 
Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 14, 2002
I could go as far as Cats are Toast ?
*starts thinking about Welsh Rarecat 
*
Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Bluebottle Posted Jun 20, 2002
This is a catastrophe - what are you doing?!?!?!
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Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Bluebottle Posted Jun 25, 2002
There'll be no eating each other in MY Barabecue!!!
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Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Inkwash Posted Jun 25, 2002
*from behind a rock*
Not even cats?
Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Inkwash Posted Jul 1, 2002
Well I call that discrimination.
*emerges from behind the rock and wanders back to the BBQ*
I mean, here I am about to tuck into a nice warm hotDOG, and no-one's allowed to eat cats, heated or chilled to any degree.
Barbecue - Get Your Free Hotdog's Here
Bluebottle Posted Jul 1, 2002
Some people are putting catsup instead of ketchup on their hotdogs...
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Barbecue - Campaign for Food Equalityog's Here
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jul 2, 2002
Well that's still hardly fair - one's a condiment another a meal in itself. We demand HotCats 
Barbecue - Campaign for Food Equalityog's Here
Inkwash Posted Jul 2, 2002
And besides which, BB, you seem to be opposed even to catsup.
Am I wrong?
Give up your scruples like Balacacles abandoning his penance rock, and join our cause.
Barbecue - Campaign for Food Equalityog's Here
Bluebottle Posted Jul 2, 2002
I am opposed to catsup only as much as it seems a very strange name and I'm not entirely sure what it is. I gather its the American name for Ketchup, but I thought that Ketchup was the American name for Tomato Sauce, so where the word "Catsup" comes from, I've no idea...
At least you know where you are with a .
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Barbecue - Campaign for Food Equalityog's Here
Inkwash Posted Jul 3, 2002
Just our stab at equality I think.
I didn't know the Americans had other words for this stuff actually.
You live and learn. 
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