A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
Barbecue
Inkwash Started conversation Mar 13, 2001
There doesn't appear to be anyone manning the barbecue...
(dons an apron and expertly whirls the tongs, before unpacking the sausages and buns)
Barbecue
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Mar 13, 2001
::raises eyebrow at Inkwash's bare buns::
Ahem! I brought some 
. May I have a 
, please?
Barbecue
Inkwash Posted Mar 13, 2001
You certainly may. 
(hands over a )
Thanks for the s- they barbecue very nicely as I remember! 
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Bluebottle Posted May 15, 2001
I confess I've been neglecting my duties lately, but I promise you it will not happen again.
*Dons chef hat, and stands by the food with a prodding fork in his hand*
So, what would everyone like to eat?
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Barbecue
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 15, 2001
*tries to lift starved, emaciated body off ground*
please ....
Barbecue
Bluebottle Posted May 16, 2001
*Hands over a and a no mustard.
There you both go.
Would you like onions with that? And help yourself to red and brown sauce.
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Inkwash Posted May 16, 2001
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F58252?thread=113364 has all the answers :)
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 16, 2001
No onions ... thanks ...
*greedily consumes *
Thanks for the hand, Inkky!
Barbecue
Bluebottle Posted May 19, 2001
Of course - here you go:
*Hands over Shea's .*
Would you like butter or salad cream on it?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 19, 2001
Salad cream? What's salad cream? 
Just budda, thanks!
Barbecue
Bluebottle Posted May 25, 2001
Salad Cream is, you know, salad cream. What more can you say?
I guess you can say something more as someone wrote a h2g2 article about it:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A505784
But, one with budda, and one with Eastern Philosopher coming up.
Just tell me, how do you stop the philosopher from falling off?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 25, 2001
Sprinkle it with salt first ...
Oh salad dressing! Got it ... I wouldn't put it on though ...
Barbecue
Bluebottle Posted May 26, 2001
Wouldn't you? Oh well...
Shame really, as all food tastes supreme with heinz salad cream 
But then, who else wants food? We've plenty of marshmallows!
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 19, 2001
The barbecue is the one-place where the Cat/Dog war is not allowed to take place. Any cat or dog that comes here is allowed a absolutely free - but any warfare is strictly forbidden.
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- 1: Inkwash (Mar 13, 2001)
- 2: Shea the Sarcastic (Mar 13, 2001)
- 3: Inkwash (Mar 13, 2001)
- 4: Bluebottle (May 15, 2001)
- 5: Shea the Sarcastic (May 15, 2001)
- 6: Inkwash (May 16, 2001)
- 7: Bluebottle (May 16, 2001)
- 8: Inkwash (May 16, 2001)
- 9: Bluebottle (May 16, 2001)
- 10: Inkwash (May 16, 2001)
- 11: Shea the Sarcastic (May 16, 2001)
- 12: Inkwash (May 17, 2001)
- 13: Shea the Sarcastic (May 17, 2001)
- 14: Bluebottle (May 19, 2001)
- 15: Shea the Sarcastic (May 19, 2001)
- 16: Inkwash (May 20, 2001)
- 17: Bluebottle (May 25, 2001)
- 18: Shea the Sarcastic (May 25, 2001)
- 19: Bluebottle (May 26, 2001)
- 20: Bluebottle (Aug 19, 2001)
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